Food The (not so) delicious food thread

No. Calzone *is* the classification. All burritos are calzones, but calzones aren't burritos.

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I had a teacher once tell us about the time he ate an entire jar of cheese-whiz and it set up in his lower intestines like cement
Had to go have it pumped out
He was not a healthy fella