Food The (not so) delicious food thread

I want A STEAK but not from a chain. There are eleven million Japanese and Mexican resturants near me but I can't find somewhere with steak and eggs.

Cant cook. My landlady will come outside and try to talk to me if I grill something.
 
I want A STEAK but not from a chain. There are eleven million Japanese and Mexican resturants near me but I can't find somewhere with steak and eggs.

Cant cook. My landlady will come outside and try to talk to me if I grill something.
cast iron pan and your oven.
 
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Someone was feeling insecure (parsley everywhere).

Edit: Found a place. $45 for a 20 oz strip. Christ I might as well take out a mortgage.
Hit up a truck stop restaurant. They'll have a cheap steak and probably also a cheap steak and eggs.