Food The (not so) delicious food thread

[Jehannum]

Sliced? WTF, I eat them hole!

Well, generally they don't have holes unless they're sliced.

 

[gee]

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Maybe it's the newfie in me, but KD + ketchup + fried bologna rules, and I'd eat the fuck out of that.

 

[HipHugHer]

green chutney:
1 whole coconut (large, grated)
1 large ish bunch of coriander (leaves)
fistful of coriander seeds
large pinch of cumin
salt to taste (roughly one teaspoon)
sugar to taste (roughly seven or eight table spoons)
one large lemon juice squeezed
small bunch of mint (leaves)
3 or 4 green chillies
one whole garlic peeled and chopped
everything chopped sliced or grated in the mixer till it becomes chutney

Now this is a real recipe.
You can tell because it uses words like fistfull, pinch, to taste, small bunch, etc.
It's a guideline to see you end up with something decent, while you really learn how the flavors compliment and how to tweak them into something really good.
Nobody needs to measure stuff down to 1/4 teaspoon you're making food not explosives.

 

[adi]

Now this is a real recipe.
You can tell because it uses words like fistfull, pinch, to taste, small bunch, etc.
It's a guideline to see you end up with something decent, while you really learn how the flavors compliment and how to tweak them into something really good.
Nobody needs to measure stuff down to 1/4 teaspoon you're making food not explosives.

but i use the same system for explosives
thanks hips baba

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

getting ready to start a pot of chili
gonna let it simmer all day to get the biiiig farts cooked into it
Oh yeah, it has beans

 

[APRIL]

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There it is. The depths of despair.

 

[APRIL]

getting ready to start a pot of chili
gonna let it simmer all day to get the biiiig farts cooked into it
Oh yeah, it has beans

I made a pot of chili a couple weeks ago with butternut squash in it and it was oddly very good. The salty, sweet, spicy combo was fun.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

with butternut squash in it

You are so lame

 

[Jehannum]

You are so lame

It's the only nut she gets, so I try not to judge as harshly.

 

[august]

getting ready to start a pot of chili
gonna let it simmer all day to get the biiiig farts cooked into it
Oh yeah, it has beans

 

[august]

oops I forgot to change the thumbnail lol

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

IM THINKIN ABOUT THEM BEANS

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I havent seen anything from KenM in a while
I hope hes still working his magic out there somewhere

 

[JAXvillain]

getting ready to start a pot of chili
gonna let it simmer all day to get the biiiig farts cooked into it
Oh yeah, it has beans

Ya gotta have beans! Texas chili is for putting on hotdogs and burgers.

 

[JAXvillain]

Had Whattaburger for the first time yesterday for lunch as I have one down the street now. Had the Hatch chili bacon cheese double. Good shit, for fast food. Declined dinner last night.

 

[Valve1138]

Enjoy blowing your intestines up!

 

[JAXvillain]

Intestines are fine. *shrug*

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Speaking of exploding intestines, my chili yesterday was amazing
Theres enough for dinner again tonight

 

[JAXvillain]

Speaking of exploding intestines, my chili yesterday was amazing
Theres enough for dinner again tonight

Are ya gonna crank some Tejas thrash while sharting on the boy??

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Yes.