Food The (not so) delicious food thread

Roomie finally had an Impossible Whopper yesterday. He loved it and he’s a meat snob. A half hour after eating it he said “Damn, that was good. I’ll have another soon!” so it must’ve left a mark.

I’ll try one eventually but I don’t think I can eat an entire Whopper anymore and I can’t waste food.
 
Ya'll are dumb.

Scones and high yea
Pies motherfucker. We invented pies.
Tons of cakes and desserts like bread and butter pudding, tarts, Victoria sponge. All the good cakes!!!!
Kedgeree
Haggis
Chicken tikka masala
Trifle
Chocolate bars
Cornish pasty
Crumpets
The best sausages
Stews


Scones and high yea SCONES ARE GOOD

Pies motherfucker. We invented pies ARE YOU SUUUUUURE?

Tons of cakes and desserts like bread and butter pudding, tarts, Victoria sponge. All the good cakes!!!! VICTORIA SPONGE SOUNDS LIKE A FEMININE HYGIENE PRODUCT

Kedgeree NEVER HEARD OF THIS

Haggis NEVER HEARD OF THIS BUT IT SOUNDS ICKY

Chicken tikka masala I THOUGHT THIS WAS INDIAN

Trifle TRIFLE MEANS SOMETHING ELSE TO ME LOL

Chocolate bars IVE HEAR OF THESE

Cornish pasty WTF IS A PASTY

Crumpets I THINK THESE ARE CRACKERS?

The best sausages NOT BLOOD SAUSAGES EWW

Stews ARENT STEWS IRISH


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Steak and kidney pie
Game pie
Apple pies
Chicken and mushroom
Custard tart
Bakewell tart
Steak and oyster

All pastry pies from the UK mofo


Steak and kidney pie AS IN KIDNEY BEANS OR THE ORGANS EWW

Game pie NEVER HEARD OF THIS

Apple pies AMERICANS

Chicken and mushroom NEVER HEARD OF THIS

Custard tart
Bakewell tart
Steak and oyster

^^^ regarding the above, it’s like y’all throwing in whatever into your pie fillings.. OYSTERS? barf





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Ya'll are dumb.

Scones and high yea
Pies motherfucker. We invented pies.
Tons of cakes and desserts like bread and butter pudding, tarts, Victoria sponge. All the good cakes!!!!
Kedgeree
Haggis
Chicken tikka masala
Trifle
Chocolate bars
Cornish pasty
Crumpets
The best sausages
Stews
You got me on the pasties. Made over 200 of those fucks this year.
Steak and kidney pie AS IN KIDNEY BEANS OR THE ORGANS EWW

Game pie NEVER HEARD OF THIS

Apple pies AMERICANS

Chicken and mushroom NEVER HEARD OF THIS

Custard tart
Bakewell tart
Steak and oyster

^^^ regarding the above, it’s like y’all throwing in whatever into your pie fillings.. OYSTERS? barf





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Apples are from central Asia, then were brought to Europe. You apparently never heard of Johnny Appleseed
 
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The only thing the Brits might've "invented" on that list is haggis. Everything else was taken from other cultures. Maybe tweaked some in an effort to make it more bland.
 
fully into malwan food these days
gonna try making crumb fried mussels with rice pancakes soon, goa/karnataka coastal style
 
Firstly I love your individual breakdown so will respond.

Scones and high yea SCONES ARE GOOD

Pies motherfucker. We invented pies ARE YOU SUUUUUURE?

Tons of cakes and desserts like bread and butter pudding, tarts, Victoria sponge. All the good cakes!!!! VICTORIA SPONGE SOUNDS LIKE A FEMININE HYGIENE PRODUCT

Kedgeree NEVER HEARD OF THIS

Haggis NEVER HEARD OF THIS BUT IT SOUNDS ICKY

Chicken tikka masala I THOUGHT THIS WAS INDIAN

Trifle TRIFLE MEANS SOMETHING ELSE TO ME LOL

Chocolate bars IVE HEAR OF THESE

Cornish pasty WTF IS A PASTY

Crumpets I THINK THESE ARE CRACKERS?

The best sausages NOT BLOOD SAUSAGES EWW

Stews ARENT STEWS IRISH


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Victoria sponge is like your basic bitch sponge cake woman. Probably named after the queen I imagine.

Kedgeree is a nice fish dish

Haggis is amazing when done properly.

Chicken tikka masala is 100% British bitch, just because you're not white didn't mean you cant invent food here homie. It wasnt a dish back in India, it became a dish here so its ours

I have no idea what else trifle could mean and it makes me sad you guys don't have trifle.

Pasty is a pastry. The cornish pasty originally was for miners and contained your whole meal inside pastry, savoury stuff one end and sweet the other.

Crumpets have no resemblance to crackers . They're a porous bresd type circle you toast and put butter on for breakfast and are delicious.

Not just blood sausage but Irish white pudding is a sausage as are Lincolnshire, Cumberland etc. All very tastes with their own special flavourings.

Stews are from all over the UK.

Steak and kidney pie AS IN KIDNEY BEANS OR THE ORGANS EWW

Game pie NEVER HEARD OF THIS

Apple pies AMERICANS

Chicken and mushroom NEVER HEARD OF THIS

Custard tart
Bakewell tart
Steak and oyster

^^^ regarding the above, it’s like y’all throwing in whatever into your pie fillings.. OYSTERS? barf

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Yes kidneys thr organ. It's a very popular type of pie filling in the UK.

Game pie is generally venison or types of bird like partridge, quail etc. From what k recall

Apple piss is ours bitch.

Literally just pie with chicken and mushroom inside. Again, very popular filling choice.