The Holy Grail of Sexiness is.....

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Yoda? Damn, I've been talking like C3PO and haven't been getting any action.

That only works if you want action from a gay toaster

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Yoda? Damn, I've been talking like C3PO and haven't been getting any action.

You can talk 3CPO to me anyday

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Ahahahaha

Did she give you a funny look?

Nah, the gollum voice comes up everytime she talks about potatoes. Either that or the sam wise PO-TA-TOES voice.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

That only works if you want action from a gay toaster

That made me snort for some reason.

 

[Baron Von Awesome]

You can talk 3CPO to me anyday

HA I'll just talk with some lame thick NY accent

Oh wait

 

[Syrup Beaver]

That only works if you want action from a gay toaster

STICK OUT
YOUR HOT CURLY WEINIE

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Nah, the gollum voice comes up everytime she talks about potatoes. Either that or the sam wise PO-TA-TOES voice.

It comes out whenever I have fish

 

[BigDov]

Oh really? I'm going to have to test this out

 

[Baron Von Awesome]

That only works if you want action from a gay toaster

Rumors from the set said that C3PO was caught in his trailer with some underage boy droids during filming and Lucas had to pay big money to keep it all hush hush. I'm pretty sure that's where the script budget went anyway.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

HA I'll just talk with some lame thick NY accent

Oh wait

You know your accent is gorgeous. And not too new yooork either.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Oh really? I'm going to have to test this out

CALL ME!

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

It comes out whenever I have fish

I'd love to hear an American doing that.

 

[BigDov]

CALL ME!

YOUR NUMBER I AM NOT HAVING, YES??!!!

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

YOUR NUMBER I AM NOT HAVING, YES??!!!

I never said you couldn't have it big man.

 

[BigDov]

I never said you couldn't have it big man.

Never said I could either little lady

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Never said I could either little lady

You've never asked, munchkin.

 

[BigDov]

You've never asked, munchkin.

Shit, you got me there

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Shit, you got me there

 

[BigDov]

So smug

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

So smug

What can I say, I'm always right.