The Holy Grail of Sexiness is.....

[Restless]

The Holy Grail of Sexiness is.....


Yoda

speaking like him seems to make the ladies, ....

Theory only tested on 2 girls so far, (NME and My IRL Friend), needs more input...

 

[CletusJones]

I find that the ladies like my seven-eleven worker accent better than my yoda accent.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Absolutely 100% guranteed to get a girl into bed.

 

[APRIL]

When this guy I know speaks like the Ladies Man, I get all flustered and want to touch him at night.

 

[Desslock]

Much ass do I get when talk like Yoda do I.

 

[Restless]

..and there's me thinking that l33t sp34k w0z d4 80m8...

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I make a good whinny

 

[Nyx]

Dunno about that, I've never liked Yoda THAT much

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Much ass do I get when talk like Yoda do I.

Wanna fuck?

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Dunno about that, I've never liked Yoda THAT much

You're telling me if a guy in a bar came up to you and said "Beautiful you are *yoda hmmmm*" you wouldn't want him?

 

[APRIL]

...Or Chewbacca... I'm trying to learn that one to pick up some goats.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

...Or Chewbacca... I'm trying to learn that one to pick up some goats.

Yeah he's hot too. I'm sure he'd be a bit of an abusive boyfriend though.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

...Or Chewbacca... I'm trying to learn that one to pick up some goats.

Careful, I attracted a yeti doing that once

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

talkin like Gollum will get you some mad ass too

 

[Nyx]

You're telling me if a guy in a bar came up to you and said "Beautiful you are *yoda hmmmm*" you wouldn't want him?

My first thought would probably be "Buddy, your glasses checked need to be"

I'd have to see how the rest of the conversation went...

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Careful, I attracted a yeti doing that once

Yteis have feeling too you insensitive prick.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

talkin like Gollum will get you some mad ass too

I was in the grocery store yesterday and my mom put some potatoes in the basket and I said "dems nice tatas precious"

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I was in the grocery store yesterday and my mom put some potatoes in the basket and I said "dems nice tatas precious"

Ahahahaha

Did she give you a funny look?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I was in the grocery store yesterday and my mom put some potatoes in the basket and I said "dems nice tatas precious"

shows us the...boobies...precious...

 

[Baron Von Awesome]

Yoda? Damn, I've been talking like C3PO and haven't been getting any action.