The girl of my dreams

[b_sinning]

Oh she must still be busy with the emergency then, I wouldn't sweat it, it sounds like true love, I'm sure she'll call

Don't you have a phonebook stack of phone numbers of guys waiting for you to call them back?

 

[Dana Butler]

Oh she must still be busy with the emergency then, I wouldn't sweat it, it sounds like true love, I'm sure she'll call

thank you. im sure she will call. i have everything set up (in my head) for our first date. I even got my new threads

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I loooooooooove Honey Smacks

 

[b_sinning]

look, i let you guys talk smack to me and i put up with the names and shit you call me, but i will be dammed and i mean dammed if you speak about my lady this way again. im not even joking boy.

We're just playing with you and don't mean any harm.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

DMC makes some pretty good thread.

 

[Sarcasmo]

no she didnt have a chance to give me her number because later on she got an important call, some emergency and she had to run. i understood and hugged and kissed her goodbye and gave her my number, she said she would promise to call me.

Be thankful. Zengirl would've killed you and taken all of your stuff.

 

[Applesauce]

Coincidentally, her name is Dana too. Isn't she beautiful? I think I hit the jackpot guys! I think this is it! She can even wear my robe my room mates got me from Christmas. It says DANA on the back. Cool stuff!

That is the biggest head I've ever seen in my life.

Dana, it's time to drain. Step off the honeez and turn on the shunt!

 

[b_sinning]

Be thankful. Zengirl would've killed you and taken all of your stuff.

Or enrolled you in the army and sent you away so she could have your stuff.

 

[tre]

How old are you crazy kids?

 

[Applesauce]

what does she do for work?

Mystic Tan failure.

 

[Applesauce]

Maybe she has a colostomy bag and gets the squirts when she's meeting new people.

 

[Sarcasmo]

 

[Dana Butler]

That is the biggest head I've ever seen in my life.

Dana, it's time to drain. Step off the honeez and turn on the shunt!

excuse me?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Mystic Tan failure.

Capacitor blew in the tanning bed?

 

[theacoustician]

I don't get it. Are you saying you're going to propose to her?

Anyway, she's pretty. Congrats.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Dana, it's time to drain. Step off the honeez and turn on the shunt!

Some people pay good money for shunt squeezin's

 

[Applesauce]

Capacitor blew in the tanning bed?

Mystic Tan Flux Capicitor Error message # 242453543.

She ignored and proceeded. Now just look at her.

 

[Dana Butler]

Some people pay good money for shunt squeezin's

whats that?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Mystic Tan Flux Capicitor Error message # 242453543.

She ignored and proceeded. Now just look at her.

Hold on, Wilson's leather is on the other line

 

[zengirl]

Don't you have a phonebook stack of phone numbers of guys waiting for you to call them back?

I had to rent a storage unit to hold all of them. I'm not even joking.