The future...

There will be a Joey spin off, this time following his nephew back to New York, where he finds the coffee shop Joey used to hang out in, and falls madly in love with Gunther, who also happens to be hosting a 18 year old sweedish exchange student who is working on her masters thesis on male sexuality. Let the hilarity begin! And a midget porn star lives in their closet.
 
Nemo said:
The fuck is DW???

She's posting at another forum these days, not the *other* one. She gave away most of her marklar last night, so I don't know for sure what she's up to, but I don't think she's gone for good. I think she'll miss you guys (and gals) and come back, but at least for now something else has caught her interest. It was a complete surprise to me :confused:
 
The music known today as the blues will exist only in the classical records section of your local public library.

The emergence of China as the worlds leading economic superpower will be complete.

Europe will be one country.

German nationalists will be put down after a bloody attempt to seperate.

The United States will go back to ignoring Canada once perscription prices come back down and legal marijuana and gay spouses are stopped at the border.
 
fly will have a whole furniture set stuck up his ass.
bast will have WoW permanently installed in his eyeball and his wang removed.
jj, fuxx and fb will have a love triangle that will conquer all.
jaxxors poor mangled member will file for divorce after the constant beatings and will win after jaxxor is caught for the 2nd time shitting behind a dumpster.
theac will be completely bald and pandora will leave him for BigDov.
BigDov declares that he is gay and sets out for a world shoe shopping spree.
april will have to be removed from her home via forklift.
smileynev will be the same, that is bad enough.

that's all I have off the top of my head.
 
fly will have a whole furniture set stuck up his ass.
bast will have WoW permanently installed in his eyeball and his wang removed.
jj, fuxx and fb will have a love triangle that will conquer all.
jaxxors poor mangled member will file for divorce after the constant beatings and will win after jaxxor is caught for the 2nd time shitting behind a dumpster.
theac will be completely bald and pandora will leave him for BigDov.
BigDov declares that he is gay and sets out for a world shoe shopping spree.
april will have to be removed from her home via forklift.
smileynev will be the same, that is bad enough.
drool-boy's crotch rott never goes away after being out of work for the past 5 years.

that's all I have off the top of my head.
 
SpangeMonkee said:
fly will have a whole furniture set stuck up his ass.
bast will have WoW permanently installed in his eyeball and his wang removed.
jj, fuxx and fb will have a love triangle that will conquer all.
jaxxors poor mangled member will file for divorce after the constant beatings and will win after jaxxor is caught for the 2nd time shitting behind a dumpster.
theac will be completely bald and pandora will leave him for BigDov.
BigDov declares that he is gay and sets out for a world shoe shopping spree.
april will have to be removed from her home via forklift.
smileynev will be the same, that is bad enough.
drool-boy's crotch rott never goes away after being out of work for the past 5 years.

that's all I have off the top of my head.
Oddly enough I would think you were Miss Cleo.
 
SpangeMonkee said:
fly will have a whole furniture set stuck up his ass.
bast will have WoW permanently installed in his eyeball and his wang removed.
jj, fuxx and fb will have a love triangle that will conquer all.
jaxxors poor mangled member will file for divorce after the constant beatings and will win after jaxxor is caught for the 2nd time shitting behind a dumpster.
theac will be completely bald and pandora will leave him for BigDov.
BigDov declares that he is gay and sets out for a world shoe shopping spree.
april will have to be removed from her home via forklift.
smileynev will be the same, that is bad enough.
drool-boy's crotch rott never goes away after being out of work for the past 5 years.

that's all I have off the top of my head.




hay, my pipes are clean buddy
Otherwise youre spot on
 
SpangeMonkee said:
jaxxors poor mangled member will file for divorce after the constant beatings and will win after jaxxor is caught for the 2nd time shitting behind a dumpster.

they'll have to catch me first :shifty:
 
SpangeMonkee said:
jaxxors poor mangled member will file for divorce after the constant beatings and will win after jaxxor is caught for the 2nd time shitting behind a dumpster.

:egads:

:lol:
 
SpangeMonkee said:
fly will have a whole furniture set stuck up his ass.
bast will have WoW permanently installed in his eyeball and his wang removed.
jj, fuxx and fb will have a love triangle that will conquer all.
jaxxors poor mangled member will file for divorce after the constant beatings and will win after jaxxor is caught for the 2nd time shitting behind a dumpster.
theac will be completely bald and pandora will leave him for BigDov.
BigDov declares that he is gay and sets out for a world shoe shopping spree.
april will have to be removed from her home via forklift.
smileynev will be the same, that is bad enough.
drool-boy's crotch rott never goes away after being out of work for the past 5 years.

that's all I have off the top of my head.


Interesting....... you know what makes this even more interesting is that I'm a certified forklift driver.

KEEP EATING APRIL!!!! :)
 
April23 said:
That's the funniest image ever.
jackonamericanidol.jpg
 
BigDov said:
Interesting....... you know what makes this even more interesting is that I'm a certified forklift driver.

KEEP EATING APRIL!!!! :)
Fork lifts can only lift up to a certain weight.... I'm past that. =\