The future...

[Syrup Beaver]

I think the industrial sized forklifts are able to go up to a ton and a half, maybe two tons...... I got ya covered big girl

At the local railyard, they've got container lifts which should do it.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

What the fuck are you doing to the server now?

 

[smileynev]

Isn't Jaxxor already on American Idol?

 

[smileynev]

there he is

http://idolonfox.com/contestants/constantine_maroulis/

 

[smileynev]

Woah, I'm on there too

http://idolonfox.com/contestants/scott_savol/

 

[thrawn]

I think the industrial sized forklifts are able to go up to a ton and a half, maybe two tons...... I got ya covered big girl

pssssshaaaw, we have several that will lift 12,000 pounds.

 

[BigDov]

pssssshaaaw, we have several that will lift 12,000 pounds.

I'll be sure to look you up

 

[smileynev]

Hey, fly made it as well!

http://idolonfox.com/contestants/anthony_fedorov/

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Ammo: The currency for the next millenium

 

[fly]

Hey, fly made it as well!

http://idolonfox.com/contestants/anthony_fedorov/

Im sensitive and sexy.

 

[smileynev]

http://idolonfox.com/contestants/bo_bice/

I'd say that was drool, but he's too young and smiley.

 

[Pandora]

fly will have a whole furniture set stuck up his ass.
bast will have WoW permanently installed in his eyeball and his wang removed.
jj, fuxx and fb will have a love triangle that will conquer all.
jaxxors poor mangled member will file for divorce after the constant beatings and will win after jaxxor is caught for the 2nd time shitting behind a dumpster.
theac will be completely bald and pandora will leave him for BigDov.
BigDov declares that he is gay and sets out for a world shoe shopping spree.
april will have to be removed from her home via forklift.
smileynev will be the same, that is bad enough.
drool-boy's crotch rott never goes away after being out of work for the past 5 years.

that's all I have off the top of my head.

You are waaaayyyy off. I'm running off with April.

 

[APRIL]

You are waaaayyyy off. I'm running off with April.

 

[jaxxor]

[IG]http://uselessforums.com/files/020405/jackonamericanidol.jpg[/IMG]

fuck you in the goat ass! I haven't laughed that hard at work in ages. that shit is going up on myspace IMMEDIATELY

 

[APRIL]

fuck you in the goat ass! I haven't laughed that hard at work in ages. that shit is going up on myspace IMMEDIATELY

Oh dear, that wasn't the reaction I thought you would give me.

 

[thrawn]

In the immediate future, I predict that I will be imbibing delicious beer this evening and Drooly-poo will not.

 

[jaxxor]

Oh dear, that wasn't the reaction I thought you would give me.

are you kidding? that's so funny that I can even overlook your poor photoshop skills

 

[APRIL]

are you kidding? that's so funny that I can even overlook your poor photoshop skills

It's a horrible pic... HORRIBLE, sniff... not my best.

 

[BigDov]

are you kidding? that's so funny that I can even overlook your poor photoshop skills

I certainly got a laugh out of it

 

[Sp`ange]

You are waaaayyyy off. I'm running off with April.

we already established that BigDov will be there with a forklift. So, I'm not that far off.