the brunette on the left beats those other two easily
I found an empty box of magnum condoms in my front yard a few minutes ago. I hope the gang of big guys that hang out across the street aren't trying to send me a message. I made sure I bent over with my butt facing my house to not give them any ideas.
So yesterday I got a fifth call by debt collectors looking for a lisa leigh. I guess the person who previously had my cell number has a lot of debts, one mainegeneral hospital, and some more elsewhere.
Why would the debt collectors call 6 months later after her cell was disconnected 6 months previous? If she's hiding out from them, I doubt she be dumb enough to keep her phone active or use the same number.
I guess I'll probably end up having to change my number cuz this is getting ridiculous. Half of the debt collectors don't believe me either, thinking I'm a BF and hiding her from them.
Fuck with them. Have some fun with it.
OMG TV sucks. I'm watching the fucking Hallmark channel.
IT BURNS.
The lifetime channel shoud just change it's name to the battered lesbo channel.
looks hittable but I'm not much on jutting pelvic bones
Uh, that's like the friggen Little House on the Prarie channel
It's the anti-man channel, that crap is scary
Yeah, there was a movie about a girl and shes mysterious and people think shes a witch.
So it was like that movie Practical Magic, without the action, romance, star power and you know story line.
Yeah maybe it wasn't like that movie.
Yeah, but on the Hallmark channel they burn and eat the witch. I think it's sponsored by the 700 club or something.
Yeah its amazing how many guys keep beating women. Especially Valerie Bertanelli, that chick needs to get some mace.
Nah, she won the guy in the end. It ended with a steamy closed mouth kiss.