The Fly Trap (Possibly NSFW)

[APRIL]

I do pilates...

SQUEAL!!

Me too, gurlfriend!

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I'm all up for killing a shit load of my country men. Like the slow dumbasses that drive around town.

People's driving seems to have taken a turn for the worse lately.

 

[polo]

SQUEAL!!

Me too, gurlfriend!

gives you a good core, i have to get back into it though - i've been really lazy of late.

i need to get strong enough to break handcuffs rrrrrr

 

[Syrup Beaver]

gives you a good core, i have to get back into it though - i've been really lazy of late.

i need to get strong enough to break handcuffs rrrrrr

You also need to get to the point where you can use pepper spray like binaca.

 

[polo]

You also need to get to the point where you can use pepper spray like binaca.

of course

there's something oddly endearing to a man of my age to be in a class surrounded by middle aged women in space-age fitness technicals, i tell you that much.

keeps me going anyway, so maybe the pepper spray immunity will come in handy too

 

[b_sinning]

People's driving seems to have taken a turn for the worse lately.

I'd like to start a national ad campaign telling drivers bad driving wastes gas.

 

[b_sinning]

Psp 2000 on top vs Psp3000 on bottom.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I'd like to start a national ad campaign telling drivers bad driving wastes gas.

I'd like to get a bunch of 'boots' like the parking authority uses, follow bad drivers to their destination and boot the car.

They can get it unlocked when they complete a training class, and stop using the goddamned phone 100% of the time they're in the car.

 

[Dharma1521]

So I'm at the ATL airport and i was on the train that takes you to a different concourse. so creepy guy gets on and like four minutes after being on the train says "Nancy?" so the girl next to him acknowledges her name and says she doesnt know him so he says you dont remember me and she has no clue who he is. he very loudly says you know from that one night stand. the girl says nothing. after about half a minute Hes like i read your name off your ticket.


creepy

 

[Onnotangu]

Psp 2000 on top vs Psp3000 on bottom.

if i can't hack it I don't want it.

 

[Onnotangu]

Mother fudger!!!

My retarded baby momma's Ex husband actually called the jerry springer show and gave them my number Like I want to be ridiculed on national tv becasue I stuck my dick in crazy once.



I pay my child support and call my kid. I don't need this extra fucking drama.

 

[Floptical]

Mother fudger!!!

My retarded baby momma's Ex husband actually called the jerry springer show and gave them my number Like I want to be ridiculed on national tv becasue I stuck my dick in crazy once.



I pay my child support and call my kid. I don't need this extra fucking drama.

Sounds like you got a case of the Mikey

 

[tre]

Mother fudger!!!

My retarded baby momma's Ex husband actually called the jerry springer show and gave them my number Like I want to be ridiculed on national tv becasue I stuck my dick in crazy once.



I pay my child support and call my kid. I don't need this extra fucking drama.

maybe you'll get a free paternity test?

 

[b_sinning]

Maybe she wants to tell you she's really a man.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I had no idea that springer was still on the air

 

[Jonny_B]

Maybe she wants to tell you she's really a man.

nah, she's really a horse.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I had no idea that springer was still on the air

Neither did I.

I thought it was all about the Phil these days.

 

[Onnotangu]

I had no idea that springer was still on the air

springer and maury are still on and worse than ever

 

[Onnotangu]

Maybe she wants to tell you she's really a man.

this explains the...wait a min i saw the bebe come from the cooch. the cake is not a lie.

 

[kiwi]

But if you went on Jerry Springer I could watch and be like "Hey, I know that guy, kind of."