The Fly Trap (Possibly NSFW)

[OzSTEEZ]

sure, after she shaved her mustache

lol! First thing I noticed.. Major turn off for me..

I once picked up this Canadian chick who was here working at the pentagon for some Iraq thing, and I got in bed with her the same night. The only memory I have that ruined it all was her bristly upper lip.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

WYHI?

 

[OzSTEEZ]

oops, here's the pic:

Spoiler

 

[plot]

yea, but only doggy.

 

[plot]

something about her face is messed up. Just can't put my finger on what it is.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

yea, but only doggy.

First or second one?

 

[Duke]

oops, here's the pic:

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Trap? Those Calves look like a man's legs.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

Trap? Those Calves look like a man's legs.

Man legs? Those are tiny little legs.

.....lol

 

[JAXvillain]

something about her face is messed up. Just can't put my finger on what it is.

I think it's the facial symmetry. with her hair down she probably looks hot.

 

[Duke]

Man legs? Those are tiny little legs.

.....lol

Those calves ain't tiny.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

Those calves ain't tiny.

They are to me. But then I have huge calves myself.

 

[JAXvillain]

calves look fine to me

 

[APRIL]

They are to me. But then I have huge calves myself.

Calves/cankles it all looks the same on you.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

Calves/cankles it all looks the same on you.

My calves are so big that you think I have cankles..

 

[Dharma1521]

I am loving this Amazon Prime stuff. I just bought an electric kettle. Could I wait until Monday? Of course. But wait, I can have it here tomorrow for 4 dollars?? Oh I am in. And drunk with power.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

They still make non-electric kettles?

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Yes, I always use oven top (gas) ones thank you Mr Smarmy Pants.

 

[Coqui]

Would you hit it?

Spoiler

Me? No.

Yes Numerous times

 

[OzSTEEZ]

Yes Numerous times

I've always wanted a chick to yell "aye pappi!" when I fuck her in the ass..

 

[Coqui]

I've always wanted a chick to yell "aye pappi!" when I fuck her in the ass..

I'm a sucker for eyes and tattoos and she has both. The lips definitely help her case too.