The Fly Trap (Possibly NSFW)

[thrawn]

i am the face that launched a 1000 ships

 

[Dharma1521]

You remind me of the babe

What babe?

The babe with the power.

What power?

The power of Voodoo.

Who do?

You do?

Do what?

Remind me of the babe.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

my elbow hurts
Is there such a thing as cartoonists elbow?

 

[eileenbunny]

Moving sucks ass. Everyone in my family has moved recently or is moving soon. At least we keep recycling all these damned boxes.

 

[InfluX]

there's something wrong with the iron levels in my blood. *smiles brightly*

 

[InfluX]

somebody get me some sweet n sour sauce, a brillo pad, and no less than seven bic lighters

 

[wanko80]

Calling theac, need to delete another post.

 

[reverendsaintjay]

So...sperm is made by bone marrow, now?

No, sperm is made by Jebus, and spilling said sperm, or even worse, discharging it into the orifices of another man, even a Bulgarian sailor with an ass that won't quit and the sort of chest hair you could spend an entire weekend running your fingers through, is a mortal sin and you'll burn in hell forever for doing it while devils poke out your eyes with salad forks. Big salad forks, like the ones they give you at Outback for the buffet. What, they don't sell Bibles near where you live?

 

[Dream]

Peanut Butter Cookie bars are good.

 

[theacoustician]

The Truth About Mohammad : The Truth About the World's Most Intolerant Religion

Oh boy, this should be a fun day.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

 

[theacoustician]

I heard that the test in N. Korea yesterday was just Kim Jong Il lighting up a really nasty Kim-Chi fart.

 

[Galen]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Gx6bCREhz4

 

[thrawn]

 

[Thorn Bird]

SOMETIMES I WANT TO STAB PEOPLE WITH SKEWERS JUST TO SEE IF I CAN GET IT ALL THE WAY THROUGH.

 

[thrawn]

Michael, did you take yourself off instant messenger? I somehow lost you on my contact list. am i doing something wrong??

love mom

 

[fly]

How long would a cat live if I ran it through a band saw?

 

[JAXvillain]

 

[wanko80]

Should I shave my balls? I mean, I tried shaving a little once, and it seemed like a hassle because any stubble would be painful for my wife. I don't really want to add another item to my daily routine, but if it helps I might consider it.

I suppose I could use the Norelco groomer to make it a little easier.

pm me with thoughts on this.

 

[thrawn]

my dad backed into my future bro-in-law's audi this morning. is it wrong that i laughed?