Thread The Dead Hookerz Thread

[Duke]

Re: The Dead Weekenderz Thread

Man your sex must be so vanilla then.

It's like that one time when Sarcasmo's Penthouse Forum submissions were instead reprinted in the Saturday Evening Post.

 

[Petunia]

The Dead Weekenderz Thread

Man your sex must be so vanilla then.

There's hair pulling and biting... Does that mean he's abusive?

 

[Coqui]

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There's hair pulling and biting... Does that mean he's abusive?

OMG he bit you? Call the constables!

 

[Duke]

Re: The Dead Weekenderz Thread

There's hair pulling and biting... Does that mean he's abusive?

No, that just means you are most likely sleeping with the undead.

 

[Petunia]

The Dead Weekenderz Thread

OMG he bit you? Call the constables!

Lol @ constables!!! Hahahah

Also.. I guess he's the victim cuz I bit him !!

 

[Applesauce]

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Ugh. I have a 100 degree fever. At least I enjoy the weekend...

Ew.

 

[Duke]

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Ew.

translation: April enjoys having bouts of swamp ass.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

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translation: April enjoys having bouts of swamp ass.

Her sister sure does

 

[Petunia]

The Dead Weekenderz Thread

Is April ok?

 

[APRIL]

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Is April ok?

Has she ever been okay?

 

[Duke]

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define 'okay'

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

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Has she ever been okay?

I'll level with you, I slipped something into the pizza knots.

Wasn't intended for you.

 

[APRIL]

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I'll level with you, I slipped something into the pizza knots.

Wasn't intended for you.

You'd suck as a hit man.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

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Would I?

I now know where you live...

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

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I'll level with you, I slipped something into the pizza knots.

Wasn't intended for you.

A tainted pizza knot so you could get at flys balloon knot?

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Re: The Dead Weekenderz Thread

A tainted pizza knot so you could get at flys balloon knot?

Edit: fly was too obsessed with the child running around the house.

 

[Petunia]

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Ape, how's the fever?

 

[MadDog]

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[Mean Mr. Mustard]

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Grumpy Cat is awesome.

 

[APRIL]

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Ape, how's the fever?

Really odd. Last night I was for sure I had the flu... Fever, achy muscles, runny nose, sore throat, etc. and oddly enough I feel fine now; no fever or achy muscles.

Is there Such a thing as a 12 hour bug? How do you explain that?

Thanks for asking though, love.