The average Obama Voter

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Atan Nolme

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Zogby Poll

512 Obama Voters 11/13/08-11/15/08 MOE +/- 4.4 points

97.1% High School Graduate or higher, 55% College Graduates

Results to 12 simple Multiple Choice Questions

57.4% could NOT correctly say which party controls congress (50/50 shot just by guessing)

71.8% could NOT correctly say Joe Biden quit a previous campaign because of plagiarism (25% chance by guessing)

82.6% could NOT correctly say that Barack Obama won his first election by getting opponents kicked off the ballot (25% chance by guessing)

88.4% could NOT correctly say that Obama said his policies would likely bankrupt the coal industry and make energy rates skyrocket (25% chance by guessing)

56.1% could NOT correctly say Obama started his political career at the home of two former members of the Weather Underground (25% chance by guessing).

And yet.....

Only 13.7% failed to identify Sarah Palin as the person on which their party spent $150,000 in clothes

Only 6.2% failed to identify Palin as the one with a pregnant teenage daughter

And 86.9 % thought that Palin said that she could see Russia from her "house," even though that was Tina Fey who said that!!

Only 2.4% got at least 11 correct.

Only .5% got all of them correct. (And we "gave" one answer that was technically not Palin, but actually Tina Fey).
Click to expand...

Source

Zogby (Ziegler) poll
 
Yes, he sucks, but we might as well give him a chance. And Obama rallied young people, who never fucking vote. It shouldn't be ANY surprise that they don't know anything about a process that pays no attention to them either.

Although if my link to youtube is any clue, the rest of those 'stats' are just as incorrect.

edit: Rated 5 buttholes in hopes of keeping the thread open for discussion.
 
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Someone I know on Facebook posted a video showing Howard Stern interviewing Obama supporters... except when interviewing them, he gave them McCain's positions on issues, but attributed them to Obama.

Apparently they didn't care...
 
I hope they put his face on all of our money, and build massive shrines in his name. Just to piss off the people who hate him. Oh no, a democrat! We're all gonna die! Oh no, he's young! We're all gonna die! Oh no, my friend's ex-girlfriend's college roommate's lab partner said he wants all of my guns! We're all gonna die! Oh no, he hasn't really done much but I know for a fact that when he does do stuff it will be wrong! And that we'll all die!
 
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