For the wonderful care package you sent us! I LOVEEEEE the paddle I've already read all the gay-esque magazines you sent and giggled at the advertisements. (They are pretty much of handsome men in sexual poses with their pubic hair exposed. HOT) Here is the opening of the package: Here is where I put the the sign; it's on the lanai sitting on top of where some of the gardening stuff goes. Much love P.S. I haven't watched whats on the DVD yet. I unplugged all of my cd/dvd drives when I last tore apart the computer. I WILL SOOOOON and will report back.