SUPER BOWL

I'll give my current daily chances for getting head at 1%, and that's just to cover that there is the small possibility I might run into some cock hungry, relationship phobic college sorority girl who doesn't even want to know my name, much less telephone number.
 
I like to believe that I could at least get head from a goat. I'm afraid to test that theory though. I don't want to be let down.
 
wait, i was expecting all the hotties to be in this thread swooning at my mathematical prowess. wha happen?