Someone's in a crapload of trouble....

jaxxor said:
something about like:

"hi <realname>! it's Darlene (?) I'm all ready for tomorrow night, and I got my tux and everything! see you soon! love you! call me back at 832-797-4423"

so I call this number, and it's some confused older lady, no idea what was going on. too wierd.
Was your wife on Rosanne?