Syrup Beaver
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Pre-9/11 I got into sooo many office buildings that wayFlyNavy said:
Just act like you know what you're doing and security left you alone
Social Etiquette
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Just act like you know what you're doing and security left you alone
ChikkenNoodul said:Pre-9/11 I got into sooo many office buildings that way
Just act like you know what you're doing and security left you alone
What did you do once you got into those buildings? Offices are a bit...boring.
Syrup Beaver
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Pretty much just used the can, and the water cooler
The bathrooms are MUCH nicer there than those publicly available in cities
The bathrooms are MUCH nicer there than those publicly available in cities
ChikkenNoodul said:
So you're the creepy looking black guy who wanders into our shitter every couple days and stinks up the place, and then gets water all over the sink tops. I always wondered what that was all about.
I feel bad that I still haven't gone to Ground ZeroChikkenNoodul said:Pre-9/11 I got into sooo many office buildings that way
Just act like you know what you're doing and security left you alone
I will always regret never having seen those buildings in their true glory.
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Syrup Beaver
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shawndavid said:
I am not entirely positive but I think that phrase was first adopted as "dont mistake my kindness for weakness". It is something I used to have to say quite often until I figured out it is so much easier to be a selfish asshole. With me it takes awhile before I really start showing my kind and helpful side.
I think most people are like that. I tend to be the opposite; I initially give everyone the benefit of the doubt, I extend every courtesy I can until they manage to wrong me. Once someone has truly pissed me off they're on the list. They may not incur my wrath in a timely manner but damned if I ever let anyone skate away without punishment for their sins.BeeRad said:
thrawn said:
What I learned to do was that if you are resting, but still eating, you simply turn your fork over and lay it with the tongs on the plate and the base on the table, similar with the knife. This shows that you are still eating from the plate. When finished, you put the used utensiles directly on the plate, signaling that it's ok for someone to take it away.
FlyNavy said:
It takes me awhile to show my kindness but I am polite right off the bat. From there you basically have 2 trails you can head down, whichever one you pick is completely up to you.
b_sinning said:
I loved those books. We also used to make menu driven CYOA stories on our TI-85's back in 9th grade ^_^
red pill 4 me plzBeeRad said:
I was traumatized in 3rd grade when I read one of those and the first ending I choose resulted in the two kids dying on a raft in the middle of the ocean. A line about the girl not being able to cry because she was so dehydrated haunted me for like a week.BeeRad said:
FlyNavy said:I was traumatized in 3rd grade when I read one of those and the first ending I choose resulted in the two kids dying on a raft in the middle of the ocean. A line about the girl not being able to cry because she was so dehydrated haunted me for like a week.
OMG I think I vagely remember something about the kids on the raft, lol
oh great I am sad now, brb, tear time
InnerMuse
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I have some personal car etiquette rules-
1) Passenger gets control of the radio. I need to focus more on not running anyone over and yelling at the bastards that cut me off than to fiddle with the music.
2) On road trips, passenger retrieves coinage for tools and eats first then feeds the driver. Again, hands are busy and it's keeps the spillage down to a minimum.
3) Driver ALWAYS opens the passenger's door. In turn, passenger should open the driver’s door once he/she is in the car.
4) Back-seat drivers are KOS and will be ejected from the vehicle via ejection seats unless they are the designated navigators.
5)"*mmmmmmmkhhheck* This is your captain schpeaking. We are experiencing some !!Tuuuurbulllaaannnnnccce!!!! *shake the back of the seat"
This action if forbidden to inflict on the driver. The passenger, however, is fair game.
6) Thanking the person who let you in by waving is a much-required courtesy. It's also a good idea to apologize to someone in this same manner if you happen to cut them off.
7) Florida drivers should be shot for not using their blinkers...damnit. How the eff am I going to know you are turning if you don't use your friggin’ blinker... bastards.
1) Passenger gets control of the radio. I need to focus more on not running anyone over and yelling at the bastards that cut me off than to fiddle with the music.
2) On road trips, passenger retrieves coinage for tools and eats first then feeds the driver. Again, hands are busy and it's keeps the spillage down to a minimum.
3) Driver ALWAYS opens the passenger's door. In turn, passenger should open the driver’s door once he/she is in the car.
4) Back-seat drivers are KOS and will be ejected from the vehicle via ejection seats unless they are the designated navigators.
5)"*mmmmmmmkhhheck* This is your captain schpeaking. We are experiencing some !!Tuuuurbulllaaannnnnccce!!!! *shake the back of the seat"
This action if forbidden to inflict on the driver. The passenger, however, is fair game.
6) Thanking the person who let you in by waving is a much-required courtesy. It's also a good idea to apologize to someone in this same manner if you happen to cut them off.
7) Florida drivers should be shot for not using their blinkers...damnit. How the eff am I going to know you are turning if you don't use your friggin’ blinker... bastards.
eileenbunny
Druish Princess
InnerMuse said:
I'll agree with most of this except that I fully believe the driver gets control of the radio. If I'm driving I need the right kind of music to motivate me and passengers can pick out crap that might just aggrevate me. The driver must have control over this.
InnerMuse
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eileenbunny said:
You see, that is solved by one simple factor. I have no antenna and therefore they can only pick from my cd selection. MWAhahahah!