So We Just Ran into Mikey in Denver

[APRIL]

No. Just wondering why you had to point out the 'western' mountains of Denver.

Someone there told him that the mountains are always in the west, I don't remember being in a valley so what mountains are you talking about?

 

[APRIL]

so what's the plan with the house? just stop paying the mortgage and abandon it?

Quite possibly.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Quite possibly.

gtfo just sell it like yer supposed to do

 

[JAXvillain]

Quite possibly.

gtfo just sell it like yer supposed to do

tell mikey you guys are claiming denver but he can squat in your old house in return

 

[fly]

No. Just wondering why you had to point out the 'western' mountains of Denver.

Pro Tip: Weather systems generally move west to east.

so what's the plan with the house? just stop paying the mortgage and abandon it?

That is a possibility. We could stop paying. Bank the money. Then when they kick us out, move to Denver and live on the savings until we got jobs...

 

[Sarcasmo]

Mile High Club came before jets.

We're just lucky they didn't call it the 'Two Hundred and Eighty Feet' club for whatever was the actual height of the first inaugural mile high bang.

The 6 foot club. Horseback lovin'.

 

[kiwi]

Someone there told him that the mountains are always in the west, I don't remember being in a valley so what mountains are you talking about?

In Utah, the biggest mountains are in the east. In Phoenix, the only mountains you can actually see are in the south. My dad gets mixed up very easily down here cause he keeps trying to use the mountains to figure out which way he is going.

Also, even in Denver you can clearly see mountains in the West and absolutely nothing in the east, what are you talking about.

 

[JAXvillain]

I think the point is that saying the mountains are west of denver is a master of the obvious statement

 

[APRIL]

gtfo just sell it like yer supposed to do

Yes I would love to have to owe the bank at least 100k if we do sell.


Florida != Texas

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Yes I would love to have to owe the bank at least 100k if we do sell.


Florida != Texas

what?
Yer mortgage is upside down that much?

 

[Casper]

That's So Cal-esque.

Time cures all mortgages, Ape.

 

[Shalimar]

but she wants to move.. today.

 

[APRIL]

what?
Yer mortgage is upside down that much?

We bought right before the drop; Florida was hit pretty hard, dude.

That's So Cal-esque.

Time cures all mortgages, Ape.

True, but I'm American and I wanna move now now now. /tantrum

 

[APRIL]

Hmm bad credit for seven years or wait X number of years. Credit isn't that big of a deal... It's worth damaging for 100k.

 

[Casper]

But you need an in tact credit score to even rent now!

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

A van by the river!
Tire smoked river fish!
It can be all yours!

 

[Sarcasmo]

Never lecture fly and ape about credit, worthless noob.

 

[APRIL]

But you need an in tact credit score to even rent now!

We will have it; I'm not on the mortgage.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

You could move to zephyr hills
Thats kinda hilly like colorado, right?

 

[kiwi]

You could move to zephyr hills
Thats kinda hilly like colorado, right?

They aren't cool enough for Zephyrhills, they'd never let them in.