Shamelessly copied pasta from [m] (my own post)
So I saw this movie on Saturday:
I don't know what crack you guys are smoking. The movie was good.
First of all, the CGI was great. I'm not a perfectionist, and from what I saw, there weren't any blaring mishaps in the CGI.
Yes there's a plot. If you're too stupid to find it, well there's nothing I can do about that.
The twins were nothing like Jar Jar Binks. They were actually funny. And to those complaining about the lack of ability to read.....notice only one transformer in the movie could read. And they were completely ad libbed by the two actors. So if you want to complain about stereotypes/racism....blame the black actor and the white actor who voiced the two characters
The slow motion running scenes weren't all about Megan Fox. In fact I really only recall one scene where she was really the focus. All the other ones she was halfway out of the scene or more.
Starscream was actually f*cking Starscream. A power tripping decepticon who cowered when the opportunity to have the upper hand wasn't there. He acted exactly how he did in the cartoon.
Julie White's character (Sam Witwicky's mom) was hilarious even before the special brownies.
I definitely wished Devastator played more of a role than desctruction.
So in short, this movie kicked ass. The acting was on par with any action movie and Shia broke his ya ya ya ya or no no no no habit he's known for (which he does in interviews as well). Megan fox, while hot, wasn't the hottest girl in the movie.
4.5/5 stars for what I expect from an action film.
Oh and it wasn't completely a GM commercial. The was an Audi transformer as well