Thread So I made 150 of my own Cards Against Humanity cards v.CRABS

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Cost me $30 from printerstudio.com, but I think it was worth it.
 

fly

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Yeah, I didn't come up with them all. We had a bunch that were done in sharpie and signed. I committed those to print and found a bunch elsewhere.
 

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One person plays a question card, everyone else has a bunch of answer cards. The object is to play the answer card the question dropper will most likely choose as a winner. It all comes down to knowing the mind of the other players.

The bonus is that, if you aren't playing with a god damned bunch of milquetoast squares, most of the responses are downright hilarious, sick, wrong, or a combination of the three.
 

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That awful moment when you realize you are two weeks into a relationship and they act like it's two years.

This reminds me of the time I used this woman's restroom at her house after a first date and pissed with the door open right in front of her. I never heard back.
 

Duke

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This reminds me of the time I used a woman's restroom at her house after a first date and pissed with the door open right in front of her. I never heard back.

ahahahaha

yeah, man, that was a little too soon.

I've almost done the same thing in one of my offices. I never close the doors at home, it's just habit.
 

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This reminds me of the time I used this woman's restroom at her house after a first date and pissed with the door open right in front of her. I never heard back.

Yeahhhhh, it took took getting used to having to actually shut the bathroom door now that I'm not living alone
 

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That poop tampon thing happens all the time
WHAT?! Either you are using a qtip as a tampon or you have a wide canal!
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ahahahaha

yeah, man, that was a little too soon.

I've almost done the same thing in one of my offices. I never close the doors at home, it's just habit.
I did it at my family's house this past weekend... luckily I was upstairs and only fly was there to see my mess up. We never close bathroom doors. :hs::waw: