WTF So I just dick'd my butt

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Be on the lookout for this maneuver

 

[nukes]

Most productive day of jumping ship ever. Woke at 06:00. Chilled til 08:00.
Went to the office to turn in my final paperwork and nullify the contract.
Had Dave the Chronic junkie ripping their equipment out at 11:30. Dropped their meter, Verifone portal and data tablet, CPU etc off at 12:30. Drove vehicle into Gold Cabs garage to be painted at 2. Should have a repainted re-permitted Gold Cab by Monday or Tuesday.

 

[fly]

Most productive day of jumping ship ever. Woke at 06:00. Chilled til 08:00.
Went to the office to turn in my final paperwork and nullify the contract.
Had Dave the Chronic junkie ripping their equipment out at 11:30. Dropped their meter, Verifone portal and data tablet, CPU etc off at 12:30. Drove vehicle into Gold Cabs garage to be painted at 2. Should have a repainted re-permitted Gold Cab by Monday or Tuesday.

No idea what any of that means, but congrats none the less.

 

[nukes]

No idea what any of that means, but congrats none the less.

It's like if you only had one major client but it also involved auto paint and swapping proprietary hardware to change clients.

 

[Darth Handsome]

It's like getting through the rigors of life with only one ball.

 

[Strings]

It's like getting through the rigors of life with only one ball.

 

[Darth Handsome]

 

[Strings]

How Nukes really lost one ball ^

 

[nukes]

How Nukes really lost one ball ^

Shh. I'll lose the sympathy vote.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Holay. The new girl who comes into the office to water the plants is kinda suh-weet lookin. Tall & blonde. I think I'll start on a new project today.......

 

[Strings]

Holay. The new girl who comes into the office to water the plants is kinda suh-weet lookin. Tall & blonde. I think I'll start on a new project today.......

Growing more plants?

 

[Darth Handsome]

Growing more plants?

Hey I never thought of that. Shit Strings you're a damn capable Pick Up Artist.

 

[Strings]

Hey I never thought of that. Shit Strings you're a damn capable Pick Up Artist.

Every man has a fantasy.

 

[Peppers]

"The new girl in inspection is a lesbian!! She said dicks are ugly! Wtf! Dicks aren't ugly, they're just poles with mushrooms on top! Now vaginas, vaginas are fucking ugly!! They look like corned beef sandwiches. Corned beef sandwiches full of germs!! Nasty!!" ~Milf Slayer. 2-16-17

 

[Darth Handsome]

"The new girl in inspection is a lesbian!! She said dicks are ugly! Wtf! Dicks aren't ugly, they're just poles with mushrooms on top! Now vaginas, vaginas are fucking ugly!! They look like corned beef sandwiches. Corned beef sandwiches full of germs!! Nasty!!" ~Milf Slayer. 2-16-17

I like this guy more every time you tell a story.

#LesbianSlayer2020

 

[tre]

corned beef slayer for president

 

[Duke]

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[Duke]

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[Peppers]

I like this guy more every time you tell a story.

#LesbianSlayer2020

The kid's a riot

 

[Darth Handsome]

The kid's a riot

Get him to post here. He seems like someone I can work with & make sure he stays on the right path in life.