So, a djinn pops out of your...

[Syrup Beaver]

YUMM PASTRIES

I'm eating a sweet cheese croissant right now

It's kinda like a fancy twinkie

 

[APRIL]

I'm eating a sweet cheese croissant right now

It's kinda like a fancy twinkie

Why don't you rub it in my face.




.... please.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Why don't you rub it in my face.




.... please.

If I do that, some of the cheese might squirt out.


I don't want to lose any cheese.

 

[smileynev]

A)

Why do fly's threads always suck?
Why does fly suck?
What does April see in him?

 

[APRIL]

A)

Why do fly's threads always suck?
Why does fly suck?
What does April see in him?

I hump his leg because he's an admin. Just like you do, silly.

 

[Fat Burger]

I've already got C, so I'd go for A.

What are the winning numbers for every future major lottery for the next 20 years?
Does this shirt go with these pants?
How the hell did you get in my penis in the first place?

 

[*Fuxx Burger*]

cock/vagina (you decide which you have) and gives you one of three options:

c) bang any one person of the OPPOSITE (pay attention here Dov) sex for 5 minutes

C- April

 

[smileynev]

C- April

It would take you at least half an hour to find anything to bang.

 

[*Fuxx Burger*]

It would take you at least half an hour to find anything to bang.

Well my first thought was you, but I couldn't risk being shot down again.

My heart still hurts from teh first time

 

[thrawn]

It would take you at least half an hour to find anything to bang.

thats what the metric ton of flour's for

 

[Syrup Beaver]

thats what the metric ton of flour's for

Oh, but there's LOT'S of wet spots

 

[thrawn]

Oh, but there's LOT'S of wet spots

i still dont see the problem, find one and have at it

 

[APRIL]

i still dont see the problem, find one and have at it

That's what I do.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

A

1 Who REALLY shot JKF?
2 Are there REALLY aliens out there?
3 Where the FUCK are my car keys?

 

[Sp`ange]

A)
1. How do I get more wishes?
2. What is the secret to life besides 42?
3. Where all the white women at?

 

[jaxxor]

I have to go with A here. Otherwise I'd resurrect Marilyn Monroe and bang her for a few hours.

 

[Coqui]

5 minutes? I wouldn't even cum so I'll pass on that one. I guess I'd have to pick a

 

[fly]

5 minutes? I wouldn't even cum so I'll pass on that one. I guess I'd have to pick a

Well arent you just daddy long strokin.

 

[jaxxor]

5 minutes? I wouldn't even cum so I'll pass on that one. I guess I'd have to pick a

oh please, there's not a guy on this board who can't bust in under 5 minutes if they're riding a hottie.

 

[APRIL]

oh please, there's not a guy on this board who can't bust in under 5 minutes if they're riding a hottie.

I can understand how a girl rides, how does a guy ride?