So, a djinn pops out of your...

[fly]

cock/vagina (you decide which you have) and gives you one of three options:

a) have the answer to any three questions

b) resurrect any three people

c) bang any one person of the OPPOSITE (pay attention here Dov) sex for 5 minutes

Which do you choose

 

[smileynev]

a)

 

[smileynev]

wait, is it five minutes consecutively. Or can it be 10 30 second bangs?

 

[BigDov]

C) for sure......... I guess I paid attention??

 

[thrawn]

a

 

[bast_imret]

a)

though given the fact that the dude came out of my wang, maybe it's a sign that I should pick c)

 

[wr3kt]

What the hell is a djinn?

And how much does the fucker hurt?

And does he go back in the wang/vagina?

/edit
A

 

[APRIL]

D) Bang the djinn

 

[Restless]

hate to say it but i think c, i wouldn't know any questions to ask and i can only think of 2 people i'd wanna resurrect...

 

[thrawn]

What the hell is a djinn?

And how much does the fucker hurt?

And does he go back in the wang/vagina?

/edit
A

obviously its a spirit that sprouts from your cock/fuckhole, assumes human form and gives you three choices

 

[wr3kt]

obviously its a spirit that sprouts from your cock/fuckhole, assumes human form and gives you three choices

Shit...how did I not know?!?!


I failed 3rd grade.



Twice.







Bitch wouldn't suck my knob.

 

[Mrs. Valve]

A

 

[bast_imret]

I'd wish for my arcade scores to post from work.

18k on influenza chickens.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Whoah, I was going to make a wishmaster related thread today

 

[Syrup Beaver]

A)

1: When is lunch
2: Who's buying dinner
3: Why the fuck am I so hungry

 

[fly]

obviously its a spirit that sprouts from your cock/fuckhole, assumes human form and gives you three choices

Exactly

 

[Millions]

A all the way.

"What are the numbers for the big lotto jackpot?"

"Where do we go when we die?"

and

"How do they get the cream into the twinkie? I mean...seriously. Damn."

 

[APRIL]

A all the way.

"What are the numbers for the big lotto jackpot?"

"Where do we go when we die?"

and

"How do they get the cream into the twinkie? I mean...seriously. Damn."

Same way they did on Van Wilder

 

[bast_imret]

Same way they did on Van Wilder

oh god. Now I'm not going to be able to burn that image from my mind all day.

 

[fly]

oh god. Now I'm not going to be able to burn that image from my mind all day.

YUMM PASTRIES