So, a djinn pops out of your...

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cock/vagina (you decide which you have) and gives you one of three options:

a) have the answer to any three questions

b) resurrect any three people

c) bang any one person of the OPPOSITE (pay attention here Dov) sex for 5 minutes

Which do you choose
 
wait, is it five minutes consecutively. Or can it be 10 30 second bangs?
 
a)

though given the fact that the dude came out of my wang, maybe it's a sign that I should pick c)
 
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What the hell is a djinn?

And how much does the fucker hurt?

And does he go back in the wang/vagina?

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A
 
hate to say it but i think c, i wouldn't know any questions to ask and i can only think of 2 people i'd wanna resurrect...
 
wr3kt said:
What the hell is a djinn?

And how much does the fucker hurt?

And does he go back in the wang/vagina?

/edit
A




obviously its a spirit that sprouts from your cock/fuckhole, assumes human form and gives you three choices

:tard:
 
thrawn said:
obviously its a spirit that sprouts from your cock/fuckhole, assumes human form and gives you three choices

:tard:

Shit...how did I not know?!?!


I failed 3rd grade.



Twice.







Bitch wouldn't suck my knob.
 
A all the way.

"What are the numbers for the big lotto jackpot?"

"Where do we go when we die?"

and

"How do they get the cream into the twinkie? I mean...seriously. Damn."
 
Millions said:
A all the way.

"What are the numbers for the big lotto jackpot?"

"Where do we go when we die?"

and

"How do they get the cream into the twinkie? I mean...seriously. Damn."
Same way they did on Van Wilder