Thread Slow days at work

[polo]

hello friend

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

hello friend

Hails buttercup

Sup?

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Then why are you looking for cube games?

FU LUIS!!!

The banter about cube games was what I was seeking.

 

[JAXvillain]

I never can get the hang of making things shoot using rubber bands.

<--- Office failure.

you're young. plenty of time to learn!

 

[polo]

Hails buttercup

Sup?

i have exams. that's whats up.

also don't use the word banter. what are you, protestant?

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

you're young. plenty of time to learn!

My analysis: Coloured paperclips work better than ordinary silver paperclips.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

My analysis: Coloured paperclips work better than ordinary silver paperclips.

Racist.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Then why are you looking for cube games?

She's calling us squares.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Racist.

This is where me and Damon differ - I'm rainbow and he's vanilla. That's all there is to it.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

She's calling us squares.

I'll dance squares around all you cubes.

 

[Coqui]

Had another coworker that would toss pencils into the cieling tiles.

You'd hear the sharpener going, then a thump, and most of the time they stuck right in.

I have unleashed 60 dart belt fed automatic nerf gun at a couple of users who were pushing me to fix something (they were jokingly trying to annoy me to fix the issue)

It's fun watching farily overweight people run and try to duck an assault.

 

[dbzeag]

thought you were near london.


and .. i can't imagine making my life HARDER by wondering what my crib would look like when i got home or who might've stolen my isht..


oh wait.. i do do that. maybe you're on to something.

England is only the size of Tampa. She can get there in 15 minutes.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

England is only the size of Tampa. She can get there in 15 minutes.

True. I just really am that lazy.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I'll dance squares around all you cubes.

I'm more of a mandelbrot.

 

[Sarcasmo]

I am the vanilla gorilla.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I am the walrus.


Edit -googookachoo.

 

[b_sinning]

How come I never received any NME nude pics in my e-mail?

 

[Coqui]

How come I never received any NME nude pics in my e-mail?

You didn't sign up for the newsletter

 

[b_sinning]

You didn't sign up for the newsletter

I was afraid of getting Drool nudes.

 

[dbzeag]

I was afraid of getting Drool nudes.

*shutter*