Actively fighting off unwarranted advances is different.Galen said:Can't say I didn't try.
Excellent question.Galen said:What makes an advance "warranted"?
FlamingGlory said:Excellent question.
1)All advances as unwarranted until;
a) the person making them proves through some merit of their own that they are worthy of my consideration or;
b) they are attractive and genuinely female since birth
2) Parts (a) and (b) of part one shall not apply if:
a) the person is male or;
b) the person weighs more than myself or;
c) the person has previously disqualified themselves from my company or;
d) they have a substantial but unspecifiable lack of merit
3) Parts one and two shall not be construed to make it impossible for myself to act unilaterally in determining that any advances on my person are unwarranted.
4) Any dertermination made by myself is subject to later review by myself.
Intoxication is a defense in itself.Galen said:You forgot to stipulate that these rules only apply when sober.
You should have no rules and ride all round you, that's what everyone else our age seems to be doing. I've had a few approachs since I've got here and quickly evacuated, flattered, but still. I expect many more when I start Univ in September for no reason other than where I'm from and possibly my awesome hair. I'm just going to lie and say I'm from Nunavut, less some tramp stabs me for "Being a Paddy".
That needs to be a tshirt.FlamingGlory said:Excellent question.
1)All advances as unwarranted until;
a) the person making them proves through some merit of their own that they are worthy of my consideration or;
b) they are attractive and genuinely female since birth
2) Parts (a) and (b) of part one shall not apply if:
a) the person is male or;
b) the person weighs more than myself or;
c) the person has previously disqualified themselves from my company or;
d) they have a substantial but unspecifiable lack of merit
3) Parts one and two shall not be construed to make it impossible for myself to act unilaterally in determining that any advances on my person are unwarranted.
4) Any dertermination made by myself is subject to later review by myself.
Because it's a horrible tragedy to be gay IRL.theacoustician said:I wasn't really kidding. Why is it funny to pretend to be gay in 80% of the threads and not funny to really be gay?
I tried that and failed miserably. I was more hated for posting straight than for posting gayFlyNavy said:Maybe it's only funny because it's slightly ironic? Would it be more amusing if dbzeag acted straight?
dbzeag said:Because it's a horrible tragedy to be gay IRL.
Back to the thread, I think it is easier now to find a gay person because metrosexual is in. Acting like a traditional gay stereotypes is more acceptable and more people are doing it (at least in bigger cities) so you see it more. Not saying its right or not, but it certainly makes things a bit confusing.
Also, 1.9% of the population is gay. In a country of 300 million people that's 5,700,000 fags
FlamingGlory said:Excellent question.
1)All advances as unwarranted until;
a) the person making them proves through some merit of their own that they are worthy of my consideration or;
b) they are attractive and genuinely female since birth
2) Parts (a) and (b) of part one shall not apply if:
a) the person is male or;
b) the person weighs more than myself or;
c) the person has previously disqualified themselves from my company or;
d) they have a substantial but unspecifiable lack of merit
3) Parts one and two shall not be construed to make it impossible for myself to act unilaterally in determining that any advances on my person are unwarranted.
4) Any dertermination made by myself is subject to later review by myself.
No, you know my gaydar is fucked. Hell, I still think isildur29 is gay and he has a wife and kid.Coqui said:Wouldn't it make it harder to find then? You can't tell who's gay and who's metrosexual.
dbzeag said:No, you know my gaydar is fucked. Hell, I still think isildur29 is gay and he has a wife and kid.
dbzeag said:No, you know my gaydar is fucked. Hell, I still think isildur29 is gay and he has a wife and kid.
Wow, I didn't even know I was gay until I was 19 (years after my first computer). You are a god among menelpmis said:No one knows how gaydar works - I just know that mine is spot on.
That's how I knew dbzeag was gay, even before he registered at the [M] or even owned a computer.
Drool is also gay
Your computer told you that you were gay?dbzeag said:Wow, I didn't even know I was gay until I was 19 (years after my first computer). You are a god among men
dbzeag said:Wow, I didn't even know I was gay until I was 19 (years after my first computer). You are a god among men