Selling the house?

[fly]

I like all the changes you have made to your house.

I might just have to beat any offer you put in to the bank on the short sale

We're pretty buddy-buddy with our old agent. I'm going to see if he'll list it, without listing it. "Gee, we only got 1 bid. Awww, guess you'll have to take it."

Dunno how that works though, it may not be possible.

 

[APRIL]

if it lactates, it's female.


moo.

Further proof of how big my dick is.

 

[Duke]

We're pretty buddy-buddy with our old agent. I'm going to see if he'll list it, without listing it. "Gee, we only got 1 bid. Awww, guess you'll have to take it."

Dunno how that works though, it may not be possible.

I'm 99% sure that you can't avoid having it entered into the Tampa MLS.

 

[Shalimar]

see my thread. list it at the zillow value..



/crickets

 

[fly]

I'm 99% sure that you can't avoid having it entered into the Tampa MLS.

Are you saying the bank will check?

see my thread. list it at the zillow value..



/crickets

That's not how a short sale really works. You put in an offer, then see if the bank accepts it...

 

[Dharma1521]

We're pretty buddy-buddy with our old agent. I'm going to see if he'll list it, without listing it. "Gee, we only got 1 bid. Awww, guess you'll have to take it."

Dunno how that works though, it may not be possible.

So what if it doesn't work and you lose your house?

 

[APRIL]

We buy a different house. No biggie.

 

[fly]

So what if it doesn't work and you lose your house?

We may end up letting it get foreclosed on and end up with $30k+ in the bank for April to use on a down payment for a new house.

 

[Duke]

Are you saying the bank will check?

The most likely will confirm it is officially listed, yes. Just in case they do get other offers to offset the loss of the short sale.

 

[shawndavid]

They made us sign an "Arm's Length" clause which seeks to inhibit plans like this.

 

[fly]

They made us sign an "Arm's Length" clause which seeks to inhibit plans like this.

You were married.

Scenario: I've lost my job. I was renting a room to April, who likes living there, and is going to buy the house from me in a short sale.

-or-

We buy another fucking house and the bank keeps that one.

It's their choice, I don't give a shit either way, but I bet they REALLY don't want the house.

 

[Dharma1521]

We may end up letting it get foreclosed on and end up with $30k+ in the bank for April to use on a down payment for a new house.

I'm going to advise you against this. I'm a lesbian now I really think you should listen to me. As you may well know, lesbians are great with finances . . . and hardware.

 

[thrawn]

I'm going to advise you against this. I'm a lesbian now I really think you should listen to me. As you may well know, lesbians are great with finances . . . and hardware.

i read that whole post with a suze voice in my head thanks to you

 

[fly]

I'm going to advise you against this. I'm a lesbian now I really think you should listen to me. As you may well know, lesbians are great with finances . . . and hardware.

You're crazy. Sometimes you just have to think outside the box. This plan can't fail.

 

[JAXvillain]

famous last words

 

[Dharma1521]

You're crazy. Sometimes you just have to think outside the box. This plan can't fail.

I am crazy but I don't see how that affects my super lesbian abilities.

 

[Shalimar]

that was my thinking..

 

[Shalimar]

that dharma's crazy. . just to confirm.

 

[Dharma1521]

that dharma's crazy. . just to confirm.

Dharma's crazy, reads as though I own the crazy, when in fact it owns me.

 

[APRIL]

it's just a loophole in the mothage bit. No biggie.