Sad panda

[Sarcasmo]

 

[tre]

oic what you did there

 

[Sarcasmo]

I'm also lying. I've sampled a gross ton of substances. I completely transformed when I became a dad.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I've beaten numerous tests by not being a druggie asshole. Just a regular asshole, which as it happens they don't really test for, per se.

Some places do test for that, but by being an arsehole, one can easily mask that...

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Why would cigarettes deter employers?

That actually is a no-no for getting hired by several police departments.

 

[shawndavid]

However, if you need a job, you shouldn't be smoking. Why ruin the chance at getting a good job? Save it until after!

I didn't decide to go balls out on the hunt until a few days ago.

 

[Casper]

That actually is a no-no for getting hired by several police departments.

I know a lot of people who won't hire smokers.

 

[Sarcasmo]

It would be way cooler if you opened your own liquor store.

 

[APRIL]

I bet you interview well. You use words that normal humans do not and reference things that most have never heard of, which impresses people.

 

[tre]

It would be way cooler if you opened your own liquor store.

so much for profit margins...

 

[Sarcasmo]

I bet you interview well. You use words that normal humans do not and reference things that most have never heard of, which impresses people.

Why thank you.

 

[tre]

you're welcome

 

[Sarcasmo]

 

[tre]

you and your goddamn edits

 

[Applesauce]

I was just informed that I will be tested as well if this goes through. I smoked like 2 days ago...

The hits just keep on comin!

edit

I am a hot mess hahaha

Why would you even think to smoke while looking and interviewing for positions?

 

[Sarcasmo]

I had too. That was too confusing even for me.

 

[Applesauce]

However, if you need a job, you shouldn't be smoking. Why ruin the chance at getting a good job? Save it until after!

lawlz, great minds, jkdfkjhdkghd yea

 

[APRIL]

Why thank you.

Yeah, not you.

 

[tre]

I had too. That was too confusing even for me.

*to

 

[shawndavid]

so much for profit margins...

This may come as a surprise, but I can't really drink that much anymore. My system sort of shuts down. The only way for me to get drunk is if someone overpours my drinks. If they're regular strength I bottom out after a few hours and just quit.

I bet you interview well. You use words that normal humans do not and reference things that most have never heard of, which impresses people.

Yeah, I have a lot of useless information shuffling around. Plus, I'm sweet sweet eye candy.