Rules to live by, make your life better.. whats yours?

[Coqui]

Eat, drink, and be merry.

I like to eat, drink, and be Mary on Saturday nights

 

[theacoustician]

I like to eat, drink, and be Mary on Saturday nights

You dress up as a chick and call yourself Mary?

 

[Coqui]

You dress up as a chick and call yourself Mary?

Thank you paraphrase boy

 

[Syrup Beaver]

If it's easy, immensely enjoyable, and inexpensive - it's probably illegal.

 

[Thorn Bird]

Eat, drink, and be merry.

eat, drink, BECAUSE you're married.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Never whizz on an electric fence.

 

[Coqui]

Never whizz on an electric fence.

But they always say if it tingles it's working

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Never whizz on an electric fence.

Or into the wind on a boat, same goes for spitting and vomiting

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Or into the wind on a boat, same goes for spitting and vomiting

Is it safe to vomit on an electric fence?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Is it safe to vomit on an electric fence?

If it ain't one of those steady stream ones, yar

Those are best left for out of a moving car window for maximum effect

 

[Sarcasmo]

That's actually really great advice, there's no sense in fighting 'honorably' if your life is at stake, go for the nads, the eyes, crush the trachea, phoenix fist to the xiphoid process, box the ears, crush the instep, slice the achilles tendon, bite the jugular, whatever it takes.

If I ever get involved with electronica or house music, my name will be DJ Xiphoid Process.

 

[ZRH]

way of life or not, i dont fight often but when i do its for a damn good reason and i make sure i never throw the first punch.

Fair nuff.

i have been in alot of "balls out" fights, i've lost 1 to date and that was against multiple people. I didnt fight dirty there and i still managed to make a few of em bleed.

Alot isnt a exactly a number. I did it 3 nights a week for 8 years. Most of which werent fights per se because the other person never had a chance to fight back.

Saying fight dirty just because someone else is almost suredly going to is like saying because the moral and ethical nature of people has been going steadily down hill, cheat on your partner, go ahead and kill some people or Steal Candy from a baby.

I never once mentioned other people. I dont care what anyone else does, I just care about winning or protecting what matters to me.

Shit why not, everyone else is doing it.. Sorry i completely disagree with this mentality. If i lived my life like everyone else does theirs i'd probably kill myself.

Same as above.

You are entitled to your opinion, i just dont agree in the least.

That's why it's called a discussion.