Rules to live by, make your life better.. whats yours?

[Syrup Beaver]

Steak instead of cottage cheese
Salmon instead of haddock
Scotch instead of Vodka

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Beer.

 

[Thorn Bird]

i think you need to be POO-BOY, drool...

 

[Sarcasmo]

i think you need to be POO-BOY, drool...

Definitely Stool-Boy. Yeah.

/Rain Man

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Definitely Stool-Boy. Yeah.

/Rain Man

Get off my case, Vagina-Face.

 

[distortedmind]

Get off my face, and into my Vagina.

this is what PM is for boys

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I love naked little boys

d00d, seriously, the fuck is wrong with you?

 

[Sarcasmo]

Nothing a tossed salad can't fix.

 

[Thorn Bird]

Definitely Stool-Boy. Yeah.

/Rain Man

GOOD ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Nothing a tossed salad can't fix.

With extra feta and olive oil

 

[Pandora]

No Regrets.

 

[zengirl]

If you don't like it, fix it, if you can't fix it, forget it.

 

[Sarcasmo]

Another one I live by that my grandma told me back in the day. "If they'll do it for you, they'll do it to you." Ain't that the truth.

 

[Galen]

Those are some great rules.

 

[Sp`ange]

"better to be a smartass than a dumbass"
"if it's not growing, it's dying"

 

[DirkPhoenix]

Putting yourself in a horrible situation builds character.

15 will get you 20.

Maximum efficiency: minimal effort.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

You only need two tools in life
Duct tape and WD-40
If it moves and its not supposed to, use the duct tape
If it doesnt move and its supposed to, use the WD-40
If neither one works, fuck it, its broke.

 

[theacoustician]

All this sounds like crap people read off bumper stickers.

 

[Sarcasmo]

My other car is a Zamboni

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Honk if youre horny?