I once had a classic moment when this lady was driving all crazy and cut off a bunch of cars including myself. I caught up to her and started fucking with her only because I wanted her to know that she was putting people in danger, she got lippy with me so without thinking twice, I looked down and saw a full glass of OJ. Her back window was down and saw an opportunity. Her back seat was soon covered in freshly squeezed sticky OJ She followed me to work and came on our property and I told the security guard that some crazy lady was in the parking lot and they made her leave. I had to let me boss know and word spread quickly of the incident. One of my VP's came over and I thought I was going to get in trouble but he actually gave me a high five and said he would have done worse but that i did good! Traffic in Florida sucks, people don't use blinkers like the people behind them are mind readers and know they are turning and the cell phones are out of hand. Hang up and drive already!
ENO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am so happy to see you that I might actually read all of that some day