Hawt Resolutions?

[Valve1138]

To finally get promoted be Dread Pirate Roberts. No more daily death threats for me.

 

[Valve1138]

I quit smoking and I quit drinking soda. I want to die.

Both at once?

Teh dumbz.

 

[Petunia]

@thintoast

 

[Mikeawesome]

i think the guy was on roids

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I quit smoking and I quit drinking soda. I want to die.

cigarettes are gross anyways

 

[kiwi]

I vow to meet as many of you as possible in 2015

No one believes you.

 

[Dharma1521]

Both at once?

Teh dumbz.

Yep. Obviously hate myself.

 

[Petunia]

No one believes you.

Im making it all up

 

[thintoast]

@thintoast

You rang?

 

[strawberry love]

It's annoying that the new year starts midweek. I feel compelled to wait until the start of the week to roll out better habits.

 

[Petunia]

It's annoying that the new year starts midweek. I feel compelled to wait until the start of the week to roll out better habits.

Nooooo! No excuses!

 

[strawberry love]

Nooooo! No excuses!

Lol yeah I know. I suck.

Falling into the trappppppp

 

[fly]

I'm failing today at my quest to drink more beer

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I'm failing today at my quest to drink more beer

Im drinking beer right now!

 

[fly]

Im drinking beer right now!

I had way too many to drink last night

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I had way too many to drink last night

Pussy

 

[Josh]

Spend more time with my family and take more vacations. With that, planning a ski trip with my bro, going to Colorado at the end of Feb. Gotta buy tickets asap.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Im drinking beer right now!

Hay, me too!

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I had way too many to drink last night

"last night" implies that you stopped at some point.

There's your problem.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Hay, me too!