1/8/2009
inline4
c/o Useless Forums
Tampa, FL
via PM
RE: Position Inquiry
Mr. inline4,
We have received your application for the position of Riverwalk Jigolo 214 (San Antonio, TX) and appreciate your interest in our relatively new Community Outreach program. Upon review of your application, however, it has been decided that you are deficient in the following two areas:
a. vehicle make and model
b. Mickey Rourke appearance/persona
Due to the nature of the position these requirements are stringent and unlikely to change. If at any time in the future you feel that you meet these requirements we invite you to reapply. Future applications will be considered based on availability of the position in question. No guarantee of future availability is implied or should be construed.
regards,
Hermann Fogelberger, Hiring Manager
Human Resources Department
Community Outreach and Beautification Division
City of San Antonio
4 Riverwalk Place
3rd Floor
Next to the Break Room
No, Next One
There You Go