random acts of kindness

[Penis Envy]

^So the HIV was transmitted?

Thankfully no. I'd hate to get that shit again

Wait, the fact that he was parking a car means he was not a pedestrian right? Did I miss the moral of the story?

He was a new yorker asking some random stranger walking out of a hotel that he assumed to be another new yorker if he could park somewhere.


wait.. your .. your just messin with me..

 

[kiwi]

Your real source of embarrassment is that every day you awaken and force yourself to continue living what you consider your normal, boring life, and deny yourself what you were born to do, and that's be a Marine Corps Officer. Let’s face it; until you can look down at your shirt collar and see that Eagle, Globe, and Anchor you should mail your firearms to the United States Marine Corps, at least then they'll be used for what they were created for. Follow your calling, Knyte.

You just want to violate him sexually while he's in a uniform.

 

[Penis Envy]

You just want to violate him sexually while he's in a uniform.

i don't think thats it. I wore a uniform around him and he didn't violate me

 

[kiwi]

i don't think thats it. I wore a uniform around him and he didn't violate me

I didn't say he wants to violate every man in a uniform, just that he wants Knyte in a uniform.

 

[GreatTiger]

Thankfully no. I'd hate to get that shit again

 

[dbzeag]

i don't think thats it. I wore a uniform around him and he didn't violate me

pics or shens

 

[SRC]

Agreed, that stumped me. I didn't know you could get rid of it lol.

 

[Penis Envy]

Agreed, that stumped me. I didn't know you could get rid of it lol.

Its a funny pickup line

Go up to girl
me: You dont' have aids do you?
girl: no of-course not
me: good cause i'd hate to get that shit again, can i buy you a drink?


it doesn't work, i've tried.

 

[SRC]

well I wonder why it doesn't work lol

 

[SRC]

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OH my gosh!!!!! I got a completely random (and totally unexpected) act of kindness today ......

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[Thorn Bird]

somebody must REALLY be into you, SRC...

they are beautiful!

 

[APRIL]

Did you have to put out for those?

 

[SRC]

somebody must REALLY be into you, SRC...

You better quit sending me flowers .. or Sp'ange is gonna get jealous

 

[JAXvillain]

Did you have to put out for those?

well duh

or else Mikey fucked up something really badly

 

[SRC]

Yeah, but see that was a while back ... so techincally .. the answer is no .

 

[APRIL]

Yeah, but see that was a while back ... so techincally .. the answer is no .

Mikey is a nice guy, you could just smile at him and he'll give you whatever you want.

He may even share the purple room.

 

[water]

You better quit sending me flowers .. or Sp'ange is gonna get jealous

Pics of new underwear or shens

 

[SRC]

He is the BESTEST guy in the whole entire world. Or at least that's my take on it .

I like purple. It's pretty.

 

[APRIL]

He is the BESTEST guy in the whole entire world. Or at least that's my take on it .

I like purple. It's pretty.

If only he could FUCKING SLEEP!

 

[thrawn]

If only he could FUCKING SLEEP!

how do you think i met src, she sleeps like i do