public-poop-phobia

[itburnswhenipee]

I've taken a dump in the following types of bathrooms:

On a plane
On a bus
In a subway station
Gas stations
Porta-potty (But I'd prefer to crap in the woods)
Work obviously

But I'll never use one that's not private, like latrines at some camps where there's no divider between stalls. Or like at this old armory building I was in once with just a row of toilets in a room :shudder:

The public toilets in Munich don't even have a separate seat. They're austere, stamped stainless-steel affairs. Cold, hard, and efficient-- just what I'd expect from Germany.

The urinals in the Netherlands have a drawing of a fly in them. When I asked about it I was told that people instinctively aim at it. Certainly a novel approach to public hygiene.

As for you, Mr. Noodul, I shall not be impressed untill you utilize the head of a wreck you're diving.

 

[eileenbunny]

I do not poop in public. I have muscles of steal so even if I have horrible diarrhea (sp?) I can wait until I get to the privacy of my own potty. I don't want anyone else to know that I poop at all.


oh, dammit...

 

[my little brony]

I'm kinda opposite. Nothing makes my day more when I can drop some plops and loud juicy farts. Tickles me pink.

seriously, I love being in there thinking "thank god I'm salary, I'm being uuuuuuunnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh paid for this!"

 

[my little brony]

The urinals in the Netherlands have a drawing of a fly in them. When I asked about it I was told that people instinctively aim at it. Certainly a novel approach to public hygiene.

that's awesome

 

[Jonny_B]

I always aim to pee on fly.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

The public toilets in Munich don't even have a separate seat. They're austere, stamped stainless-steel affairs. Cold, hard, and efficient-- just what I'd expect from Germany.

Works for me, I don't sit on 'em anyway

As for you, Mr. Noodul, I shall not be impressed untill you utilize the head of a wreck you're diving.

As soon as I dive a wreck with a somewhat intact head, I shall do just that

Now, the challenge, would be getting Mrs. Chikken to photograph that

 

[APRIL]

Pooping in the woods, would that make me less of a woman?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Nope.

But pooping on a moving escalator would be awesome.

 

[kiwi]

Pooping in the woods, would that make me less of a woman?

Is there anything that could make YOU less of a woman?

I will poop in public if the need arises.

 

[JAXvillain]

Works for me, I don't sit on 'em anyway


As soon as I dive a wreck with a somewhat intact head, I shall do just that

Now, the challenge, would be getting Mrs. Chikken to photograph that

the chiefest of problems there being you need a 2 piece wet suit so you can drop trow

 

[itburnswhenipee]

the chiefest of problems there being you need a 2 piece wet suit so you can drop trow

Maybe he can find one with a butt-flap.

 

[Dharma1521]

I don't see a big deal about using the work bathroom. But if I'm out at a restaurant or at the mall I won't even pee in a public restroom. Because women are dirty whores and the bathrooms reflect that.

 

[Desslock]

I usually poop at work in the morning. I'm the first person in the office and no one else gets til an hour or so later.
If I have an emergency poop (Usually BAS: Burning Ass Syndrome) then I'll go if I have to. I have an hour long ride on the subway then 10 or 15 minutes drive from the subway to my house. It would be Splatterhouse Five if I had to wait that long.

 

[b_sinning]

People at Desslock's work always wonder why it smells in the mornings when they get to work.

 

[Desslock]

People at Desslock's work always wonder why it smells in the mornings when they get to work.

I courtesy flush fool.
Plus we have air cleaner in the mens bathroom cause we got some rotten motherfuckers working here.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

the chiefest of problems there being you need a 2 piece wet suit so you can drop trow

Since I usually wear a drysuit up here, that WOULD make things a little tough.

 

[JAXvillain]

Since I usually wear a drysuit up here, that WOULD make things a little tough.

you'd have to integrate an a2a transfer unit but just have it terminate in the potty instead of fly's ass like usual

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Hmm, they do make 'Pee' valves for drysuits...

May have to somehow arrange for more positive pressure through the a2acu to prevent backfill though.

 

[fly]

Hmm, they do make 'Pee' valves for drysuits...

May have to somehow arrange for more positive pressure through the a2acu to prevent backfill though.

backfill would suck. Sure would be funny to watch your floaters...

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Considering the pressure 66ft down is three times the pressure at the surface, backfill would REALLY suck