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[Jimmycrackcorn]

husband wants something....so i say no

 

[Frau Blugher]

Maybe you shouldn't shit in your Lanai then.

Who has a fucking lanai anyways ?
Their in Florida not fucking Hawaii .
They should get a 3 toed sloth to keep @APRIL company and throw away the jacuzzi , it's probably got more std's in it than Madonna's .

 

[Jimmycrackcorn]

Plus smoked meat isn't all that good tasting, imo.

 

[Peppers]

Plus smoked meat isn't all that good tasting, imo.

You could smoke cauliflower. Then spend days telling all of us how cauliflower baby back "ribs" are better than real baby back ribs.

 

[APRIL]

Who has a fucking lanai anyways ?
Their in Florida not fucking Hawaii .
They should get a 3 toed sloth to keep @APRIL company and throw away the jacuzzi , it's probably got more std's in it than Madonna's .

It's called a lanai because of what it is, not of the location of it... and the hot tub has chemicals in it that eat all the jizz and stds.

 

[APRIL]

You could smoke cauliflower. Then spend days telling all of us how cauliflower baby back "ribs" are better than real baby back ribs.

Challenge accepted.

 

[Frau Blugher]

It's called a lanai because of what it is, not of the location of it... and the hot tub has chemicals in it that eat all the jizz and stds.

That was an opening for fun April not pedantic April .
/harrumph

 

[Jehannum]

That was an opening for fun April not pedantic April .
/harrumph

she prefers darker and stinkier openings for fun.

 

[Jimmycrackcorn]

Challenge accepted.

you can get a cold smoking attachment to smoke your meats and cheeses when you have charcuterie

 

[Frau Blugher]

she prefers darker and stinkier openings for fun.

April : " Is that a deep dark down and brown frown or are you just glad to see me ? "

 

[APRIL]

you can get a cold smoking attachment to smoke your meats and cheeses when you have charcuterie

Meh.

I don't want my Charcuterie boards smoked... That's barbaric.

 

[Domon]

smoked everything is amazing. Cheese, meat, etc.

I think this is almost as ban-worthy as the anti-bacon comments.

Its been too long since april had a vacation, dont you think @Mustard Dispenser

 

[Darth Handsome]

The bearded ginger has a point

 

[Jehannum]

Meh.

I don't want my Charcuterie boards smoked... That's barbaric.

when's the last time you had your meat smoked?

 

[Amstel]

smoked everything is amazing. Cheese, meat, etc.

I think this is almost as ban-worthy as the anti-bacon comments.

Its been too long since april had a vacation, dont you think @Mustard Dispenser

almost?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Plus smoked meat isn't all that good tasting, imo.

B7

 

[Jimmycrackcorn]

The bearded ginger has a point

disagreed. April does not have a point.

 

[Darth Handsome]

April shave your fuckin beard already

 

[Domon]

i think he was calling me ginger, which is weird. Cause im not.

 

[Domon]

April shave your fuckin beard already

Im sure she shaves fly regularly.