Poast cool stuff to write on your tombstone

zengirl said:
I have one, they're neat!!!
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I was picking up lunch the other day and saw this REALLY LARGE woman on the bike trail. She was wlking her three wheeler w/basket and the guy iin the car with me starts laughin because she is wearing a light blue spandex onepiece thingy.........and her "dimples" were very prominent. As she got to where we could see her arse, we see that she had the perfect sweat mark of a bicycle seat imprinted on it. That was the moment I decided I MUST have a camera phone. :fly:
 
Bubbles said:
I was picking up lunch the other day and saw this REALLY LARGE woman on the bike trail. She was wlking her three wheeler w/basket and the guy iin the car with me starts laughin because she is wearing a light blue spandex onepiece thingy.........and her "dimples" were very prominent. As she got to where we could see her arse, we see that she had the perfect sweat mark of a bicycle seat imprinted on it. That was the moment I decided I MUST have a camera phone. :fly:
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The other night cruising down the highway in rush hour traffic I found myself passing a flatbed trailer with a tank on it. As in armored, military killing machine. Thought that was kind of neat. It reminded me of BF2. Do you like BF2?
 
Bubbles said:
I was picking up lunch the other day and saw this REALLY LARGE woman on the bike trail. She was wlking her three wheeler w/basket and the guy iin the car with me starts laughin because she is wearing a light blue spandex onepiece thingy.........and her "dimples" were very prominent. As she got to where we could see her arse, we see that she had the perfect sweat mark of a bicycle seat imprinted on it. That was the moment I decided I MUST have a camera phone. :fly:
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:( That could have been me
 
fly said:
JEWS KILLED GODS ONLY FREAKIN SON. SERIOUSLY, WTF MAN :mad:



hahahahahahha :fly:
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I thought we were all God's children? Freakin Christians need to get their stories straight :mad:

THOU SHALT NOT PUT ANY GOD BEFORE ME... So lets pray to Jesus :tard:
 
Lame-o said:
$20 if I can bite them.
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I'm pmsing atm so they're quite swollen and extremely tender. If you touch them, you'll likely end up with a broken nose... biting them could possibly prevent you from further reproduction permanently

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zengirl said:
I thought we were all God's children? Freakin Christians need to get their stories straight :mad:

THOU SHALT NOT PUT ANY GOD BEFORE ME... So lets pray to Jesus :tard:
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Jesus was very quick to tell people never to pray to him, only to God. People are just morons is all.
 
Lame-o said:
Jesus was very quick to tell people never to pray to him, only to God. People are just morons is all.
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Buddha did the same thing and now Buddhism is considered a religion and people pray to the Buddha. Goes against everything the man taught
 
ChikkenNoodul said:
Here lies the nev
Got the tiller to rev
Wasn't paying attention
Certainly wasn't his intention
The rose that his wife had prized
Had met a gruesome demise
So he took it between the eyes
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On one of the Dead Like Me episodes we watched last night, there was a guy that died fixing his lawnmower. Maybe it was nev. :fly:
 
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