Poast cool stuff to write on your tombstone

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"Bury me in my shooting gloves"

"He died how he lived; doing something stupid'

"He died while being stupid on a motorcycle"

"No I will not fix your computer"

"If you're reading this it means you outlived me. Well f*** you then."

"This grave is protected by Springfield Armory"

Other stuff goes here
 
"here lies fly,
fuck you, now die"

"Here lies Zac, buried in the ground
He loved michael jackson and puppies from the pound."

"6 feet down, this man lays
lick his asshole, he loved some gays."
 
"You're standing on me"

"I can see up your nose from here"

"The butler did it"

“And I would have gotten away with it if it wasn’t for you meddling kids!"
 
"Ahhh Cristal, my Moto, a couple of biahatches, why not?"

"Here lies Devin. Killed buying porn at 7-11. He won't make it to heaven."

"gotoAndStop("life");"
 
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