I better buy a Kevlar ® hat then.We'll call you Lincoln.
man, that was a 3 flusher.
I got up and the top of the turd was sitting about an inch proud of the water line.Man
I’m not kidding
I was just gonna post the exact same thing. 3 flushes.
Bitch what even is a plunger tho?My last one required so much wiping I thought my asshole was a marker. Nearly clogged the toilet @Dory-style.
I don't remember eating lentil soup!
I said I don't remember. trouble reading today strings?Was it on a Friday, Eddie?
I said I don't remember. trouble reading today strings?
As you should!No, just trouble believing what I read.
Don't get eaten by a grue.Power is out at work. They got a generator running the computers and stuff but I'm pooping in pitch black darkness right now.