FYI Pewp in this thread when you're pewpin

[Darth Handsome]

I hear this place is restricted, Wang so dont tell em youre jewish okay fine

 

[Strings]

Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.

 

[Darth Handsome]

I tell ya they dont make em like that anymore

 

[Strings]

1000 bucks you miss that putt.

 

[Strings]

And I still miss Rodney.

"I asked my old man if I could go ice-skating on the lake. He told me, "Wait til it gets warmer "

 

[nukes]

That was a nice nap. Are you sure that was beet juice?

 

[nukes]

Deposit

 

[HipHugHer]

 

[nukes]

Crap

 

[Jehannum]

Crap

my ball itches

 

[Jehannum]

 

[MacG]

I love being paid to take a crap, just like right now!

I should stop drunk eating junk food. I pity the next fella who'll use the stall. He'll need a hazmat suit.

 

[Strings]

God Dammit.
Second time this week.

 

[nukes]

God Dammit.
Second time this week.

That's hardly regular strings I'm worried about you. Take some Senokot take some milk of magnesia go get a Roto-Rooter.

 

[Strings]

That's hardly regular strings I'm worried about you. Take some Senokot take some milk of magnesia go get a Roto-Rooter.

I usually commence my morning constitutional at home, before work, Nukes. I guess I'm a little behind schedule.

 

[nukes]

I go when the spirit moves me I'm a fartist.

 

[nukes]

This is #2.
Also, my second today

 

[Strings]

There's a co-worker on the can yelling at comcast mid-poop. Taking care of double business.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

A man went to poop today. None of his coworkers saw him go, while pooping he took a nap.

Unobserved, and unobservable within the stall he experienced a massive shearing of causuality.

He awoke in a bathroom that looked like the one he entered, save for a few differences, and exited it into a workplace that was decidedly not his. He doesn't know where, or when he is and he has no clue how to get back.