I have a two-part pet peeve today.
Part one: When you're talking to someone, and a third person walks up and stands there in silence listening to your conversation. Like they want to interject, but they don't. And then, finally, they make a pointless comment or give a small token laugh at something one of you says, as if that will open the door to the conversation in some way. Like a cue. "Here I am, someone say something to me so I'm officially a part of what's going on here."
Which brings us to part two: After you relunctantly accept the annoying person into your conversation (usually so as not to appear to be an asshole, even though you really REALLY want to be one), and they've said a few more pointless things here and there before obviously running out of things to talk about, they STILL hang around, IN SILENCE AGAIN. I hate that. That clumsy discomfort where everyone's looking at each other and standing around like retards not saying anything, and the only thing you're thinking is "Do you need me to tell you to go the fuck away now?"
So let's hear it. What gets your goat more than anything else? Let's shoot some negative energy into the world's veins.
Pic of goat for reference:
Part one: When you're talking to someone, and a third person walks up and stands there in silence listening to your conversation. Like they want to interject, but they don't. And then, finally, they make a pointless comment or give a small token laugh at something one of you says, as if that will open the door to the conversation in some way. Like a cue. "Here I am, someone say something to me so I'm officially a part of what's going on here."
Which brings us to part two: After you relunctantly accept the annoying person into your conversation (usually so as not to appear to be an asshole, even though you really REALLY want to be one), and they've said a few more pointless things here and there before obviously running out of things to talk about, they STILL hang around, IN SILENCE AGAIN. I hate that. That clumsy discomfort where everyone's looking at each other and standing around like retards not saying anything, and the only thing you're thinking is "Do you need me to tell you to go the fuck away now?"
So let's hear it. What gets your goat more than anything else? Let's shoot some negative energy into the world's veins.
Pic of goat for reference:
