Mine either. @AppleTurkey probably farts less than I do, but hers are far, far more potent.Mine almost never smell.
Also smell. My 6 year old has some of the smelliest farts ever.
my kid refuses to wipe so he always has a slight fecal muskMy kid drops ones that are so bad theyd knock a buzzard off a shitwagon
WTF is wrong with your kid?my kid refuses to wipe so he always has a slight fecal musk
I imagine because you're pint-sized, everything you do is concentrated so your farts must stink and sound like a high-pitch whistle.interesting thread
id figure you’d jump back into the forum with a “how many cat hairs do you find in your coffee by 9am” but this will do
ok so mine fluctuate depending on what i eat.
if i eat super clean then it’s minimal.
but i can recall last month i ate like soup one day and the next day cauliflower + chicken and i was rooting for 4 days straight
while i eat cauliflower ALL the time. the soup has pasta and some other stuff i just don’t eat and omg it was so bad.
they were so LOUD
Only dogs can hear them.I imagine because you're pint-sized, everything you do is concentrated so your farts must stink and sound like a high-pitch whistle.
Bath farts are some real stanky mofosI farted so bad in the shower after the gym today that I had to start over.