Halp On Average, How Often Do YOU Fart in 24 hours?

[APRIL]

All the websites I've looked at have different averages. From 5-15 time a day to 12-24.... who knows.

Most of you eat like shit so I'm fully aware that this sample size will be skewed.

 

[APRIL]

I ask because @fly can't breathe in without farting out.

 

[Jehannum]

Have you seen me? My basic composition is at least 60% farts.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Yeah, like a lot.

 

[APRIL]

Have you seen me? My basic composition is at least 60% farts.

ur groce

 

[APRIL]

Yeah, like a lot.

Throw a number out there.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Well not as many as I used to, since I eat better and drink less these days
But probably in the "above average" catagory

 

[Jehannum]

ur groce

better farts than cat hair, "lady".

 

[fly]

@APRIL will keep digging until she finds some statistic that agrees with her narrative.

 

[APRIL]

Well not as many as I used to, since I eat better and drink less these days
But probably in the "above average" catagory

<3

 

[APRIL]

@APRIL will keep digging until she finds some statistic that agrees with her narrative.

It's just wild how we can eat and drink the same thing, but have completely different fart statistics.

 

[fly]

For the record, I'm mostly 'above average', but if I've been drinking a lot of heavy stouts the night before - ALL BETS ARE OFF

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

A couple of stouts and a plate of nachos?
Better open the windows and turn on a fan.

 

[gee]

What if it's one continuous stream of gas that comes out, not starting or stopping? does that count as one fart?

If it goes on for a whole week is it 1/7th of a fart per day?

 

[tre]

I ask because @fly can't breathe in without farting out.

Well he probably doesn’t have much muscle control with all the pounding his butthole has taken over the years

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

What if it's one continuous stream of gas that comes out, not starting or stopping? does that count as one fart?

If it goes on for a whole week is it 1/7th of a fart per day?

that counts as one

 

[kiwi]

I fart a lot. No idea how many times. I have so many foods I shouldn’t eat though that my stomach is often in upset.

On days I try to do better at eating I’m at least average. When I sneak sugar and treats or cheese and dairy products it’s more.

 

[tre]

I feel like we should consider volume of gas expelled. Like some people have AR-15 farts, and others have a rocket launcher

 

[kiwi]

Also smell. My 6 year old has some of the smelliest farts ever.

 

[CletusJones]

More since I upped my intake of the fibars. Taking massive poops is more rewarding as I get older