Halp Official Tard-O-Matic Political Derpy Thread

[adi]

Admit it , you want a hollowbody Alembic like in the video .

no but i def want a tube compressor pedal lawd have mercy

 

[adi]

Hey man its your funeral

havent heard that one in a long time baba

 

[Frau Blugher]

no but i def want a tube compressor pedal lawd have mercy

You're not listening :

ALEMBIC HOLLOW BODY ELECTRIC .

 

[Darth Handsome]

Im actually 2 or 3 more shitty songs away from requesting Def be banned from the music thread

 

[Frau Blugher]

OK maybe i'm being nostanalgesic.

 

[adi]

You're not listening :

ALEMBIC HOLLOW BODY ELECTRIC .

no idea i have never played one as of now want only jazz basses and the noideawhatcolour mustang bass that i just ordered they cover all my string-plucky needs
what are they like baba?

 

[adi]

Im actually 2 or 3 more shitty songs away from requesting Def be banned from the music thread

you prob used to be a last bencher so...
bullshit

 

[Frau Blugher]

no idea i have never played one as of now want only jazz basses and the noideawhatcolour mustang bass that i just ordered they cover all my string-plucky needs
what are they like baba?

No one knows baba it's a bass unicorn , there was one but it was lost in a shipping scuttle off Madagascar .

 

[adi]

No one knows baba it's a bass unicorn , there was one but it was lost in a shipping scuttle off Madagascar .

hmm made from unobtainium

 

[nukes]

Admit it , you want a hollowbody Alembic like in the video .

Oh I do! What model is that? May I borrow $10,000? I promise not to ever return it.

 

[nukes]

Hey how did @hydra get banned in the last 3 minutes? Did he post a dick pic?

 

[Lambie]

I'm more familiar and capable with firearms than you are, and I'm Australian.

Same here, and I'm from Scandinavistan, lolberal capitol of teh world.

 

[Lambie]

You cant call Wickie a shitty troll while chasing him around like Bubba Bill chases skirts

A better analogy would be "like Moore chases training bras".

 

[Ledboots]

no idea i have never played one as of now want only jazz basses and the noideawhatcolour mustang bass that i just ordered they cover all my string-plucky needs
what are they like baba?

OK let's guess the color. What are the choices, do you know?

 

[Ledboots]

We could have a poll.

 

[Strings]

Yeah. Lets play guess Adi's bass color.
A mustang ... Hmmm easy guess is black.
Followed by red .. Or wine as Fender calls it.
Seafoam would be nice.

 

[Strings]

We could have a poll.

Starting with "Why would anyone buy something without knowing the color?"

• Who cares.
• Just goofy I guess.
• Its Adi, so .. Yeah.
• Psst .. He's toasted.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Hot Pink or Coward's Yella

 

[King Wickie Pelt Snatcher]

 

[Darth Handsome]

Rumor has it the House is going to go apeshit over the next few days
We shall see