New Pope

[Desslock]

Yeah it even had the cheesey, scripted dialog too.

ON THIS EPISODE OF AMERICAN POPE! Tempers flair! Tensions and Jesus rise!

"You know, my heavenly father he just doesn't understand that this church is my vision, and I won't compromise just cause he throws his size 12s around."

"He better start towing the line or he'll..uh...get my size 12. Cause what is is and what was was. Amen. Now get back to work! I'm taking a nap."

 

[simple]

If only we could go back to burning non believers.

is that before or after we let rabid hounds rip the ballsacs off child molesting priests?

 

[theacoustician]

Every post by Millions is a gem, you all should take note.

Dude, he's not a twink. You can stop hitting on him now.

 

[simple]

Dude, he's not a twink. You can stop hitting on him now.

and for all of you not familiar with "twink" - derives from gay slang for a cute young thing with nothing upstairs (compare mainstream "chick").

 

[ZRH]

is that before or after we let rabid hounds rip the ballsacs off child molesting priests?

We wouldve burned them too, damn hippies influencing Catholicism.

 

[fly]

Dude, he's not a twink. You can stop hitting on him now.

Q: Know what the difference between a straight man and a gay man is?

 

[fly]

A: A six pack

 

[theacoustician]

A: A six pack

penii scare me

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

penii scare me

Its a good thing you dont have one then.

 

[theacoustician]

Its a good thing you dont have one then.

EXACTLY!

 

[Syrup Beaver]

A: A six pack

(Depends on what kind of beer)

 

[wr3kt]

I just like to say 'pope'
Pope pope pope pope pope pope pope-ety popepopepope.

 

[Atan Nolme]

They chose a 78 year old man to be the next pope. I guess this means that he's only a rebound pope.

You never know. Pope John the XXIII was only supposed to be a caretaker or interem pope. Yet he had a huge impact on the Catholic Church. John XXIII was the pope that started Vatican II which ended under Paul VI.

 

[b_sinning]

He looked good when I saw him on tv. Very mobile and alert. He may make 15 years.

 

[Fat Burger]

You never know. Pope John the XXIII was only supposed to be a caretaker or interem pope. Yet he had a huge impact on the Catholic Church. John XXIII was the pope that started Vatican II which ended under Paul VI.

WTF? They have different revisions of the Vatican? Can really devout Catholics get in on beta tests?

 

[BigDov]

WTF? They have different revisions of the Vatican? Can really devout Catholics get in on beta tests?

You're going to convert aren't you???

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Would you like to see the pope
on the end of a rope?
do you think hes a fool?


+10 cool-points if you get the ref

 

[ZRH]

Would you like to see the pope
on the end of a rope?
do you think hes a fool?


+10 cool-points if you get the ref

The Beatles?

 

[Fat Burger]

You're going to convert aren't you???

Probably not, the wafers taste crappy.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

The Beatles?

not even close