Name some almost worthless superpowers

[thrawn]

licking your own tongue

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Invisible earlobes.

 

[Wessels]

everyone from the fantastic four

 

[thrawn]

know how to elevate a bird

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

being greasy

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Can rewind VHS tapes telekinetically

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

super sonic tap dancing

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

The ability to turn water into urine

 

[plot]

president of the united states

 

[my little brony]

the power to kill a yak from 200 yards away with mind bullets

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Spontanius Flatulence

 

[thrawn]

ability to fart inside a fart

 

[Wessels]

the power to kill a yak from 200 yards away with mind bullets

that telekinesis!

and i'd say its pretty useful

 

[polo]

The ability to turn into Michael Bolton, but only for 2 seconds at a time

 

[Josh]

Jubilee's fireworks "superpower". Honestly...

 

[Dharma1521]

Fucking Aquaman.

 

[plot]

Fucking Aquaman.

he could control the sharks.

sharks have controlled 70% of the earth for hundreds of millions of year.

fear the power

 

[my little brony]

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[Syrup Beaver]

Spontanius Flatulence

I dunno, that could be a nifty party/bar trick

 

[Syrup Beaver]

The ability to turn water into urine

I turn beer into urine all the time........