Name some almost worthless superpowers

the power to turn back time....only while a cher song was playing.

the power to shoot packing peanuts from my nose.

the power to turn off christmas lights with your toes.

the power to convert any food known to man into poop, instantly.

the power to convert all videogames into crappy novels/ sci fi saturday movies.
 
the power to turn back time....only while a cher song was playing.

the power to shoot packing peanuts from my nose.

the power to turn off christmas lights with your toes.

the power to convert any food known to man into poop, instantly.

the power to convert all videogames into crappy novels/ sci fi saturday movies.

I can turn off Christmas lights with my toes . . . Do you think that anyone will pay for that?