WTF My fiance's car has a twitter account

I've seen a couple of the truly low-budget flicks he's done, and he must be ad-libbing at points because it sounds similar to what b posted...

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Yes indeed my fiance's VW Rabbit (Golf) has a twitter feed as well as a Posterous account. Yes exactly, wtf.

Do your significant others have any strange quirks to them?


This is the most effing awesome shit, evar!!

When I get a pet, whatever it is, it will have a Twitter/FB account. LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
 
I could get a twitter account for Budzilla the Cat

1207pm - Licked area where my testicles used to be. FML

248pm - Took dump on floor behind couch. Itll take them a week to find that one!

419pm - That little pink thing is screaming again. Why the hell do they keep that thing?

1159pm - Time to knock some stuff off the top of the fridge! I love it when he comes running out in his underwear waving a gun around!
 
I wonder how hard it would be to hook a twitter account to a motion detector.

I don't know but I did see a story with a guy hooking twitter account up to a computer monitoring a scale. The scale was measuring the weight of a bed and tweeting any action that was going on during the honeymoon night. and if the weight and aggression (shifting of weight rapidly) wasn't high, it would rate it lol